MAD Magazine #445

MAD Magazine (USA)
Updated:
MAD Magazine #445 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
Country:
USA
Edition:
1st Edition - New York
Company:
E.C. Publications, Inc.
Published:
September 2004
Cover:
The 50 worst things about Comedy #1: Chris Rock
Sale price:
$3.50
Pages:
58
Format:
Magazine

Editorial

Cover Variations

Image of MAD Magazine #424
Australia
Image of MAD Magazine #11
Finland

Featured characters

Image of Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt (Actor)
Image of Mary Tyler Moore
Mary Tyler Moore (Actor)
Image of Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom (Actor)
Image of Leah Remini
Leah Remini (Actor)
Image of Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler (Actor)
Image of Kevin James
Kevin James (Actor)
Image of Jim Belushi
Jim Belushi (Actor)
Image of Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman (Actor)

Table of Contents

Contents Page

Page: 1

"It's true that school prepares you for a job - in both, you sit behind a desk being bored all day!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages


  • List of all contributors

    Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Ray Alma Author: John Caldwell Author: Leonardo Rodriguez Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Steve Rosso Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Sam Sisco Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Mike Snider Author: Nathan Fox Circulation Director: Jack Syracuse

    Page: 8

  • If a Political Convention was Produced by...

  • The Fast 5 - Fun Facts About J. Lo's Marriage to Marc Anthony

  • Monkeys Are Always Funny - sitting with Presidents in church

  • The Cover We Didn't Use - We Poop On Troy

  • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Tony Hawk

  • Climaxes to Really Lame Urban Legends

  • Rejected Applicants From ABC's Extreme Makeover

  • Bitterman - no escape from "NO" signs

  • Fun With John Paul & George

  • George Tenet's Resignation Letter

  • Vey To Go! -- "The morgue, and step on it."

  • Bonus DVD Features We'd Like to See - Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ

  • Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed - wrong horoscope advice

Greek Gods of the 2004 Olympics

Department: Doctored Zeus

Artist: Gary Hallgren Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 12

William Shakespeare, political commentator

Department: The Winners of our discontent

Artist: Frank Jacobs Artist: M.K. Perker Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos

Page: 14

Unwritten rules for Olympic Athletes

Department: Pros and con-duct

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 18

Van Helstink (Van Helding Parody)

Department: Hugh Jackass

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 22

24 Hours of NBC's endless olympic coverage

Department: Must Flee TV

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg

Page: 26

A MAD Look at National Parks

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 30

The Obesity Olympics

Department: Let the Games be thin

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 34

MAD's 50 worst things about... Comedy

Department: Malignant Humor

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Scott Maiko

Page: 37

The dying game

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 45

Monroe and... Europe (Part Two)

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 46

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 50

Troy-Vey! (Troja Parody)

Department: Achilles Spiel

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 52

MAD Magazine's Official Portrait of William J.Clinton

Department: MAD Mini Poster

Artist: Scott Bricher

Page: 56

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Where do all Americans hope the vicious attacks will end soon?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee