MAD Magazine #441

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Drew Friedman Author: Al Jaffee Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Irving Schild Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Tom Cheney Author: Don Vaughan Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Tom Nick Cocotos Author: Amanda Conner

  Page: 6

• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Ashton Kutcher

• Best Sellers Cut Down to Size - Pete Rose - My Prison Without Bars

• The Godfrey Report

• Classified Ads - Puppy Placers

• Bitterman - great day until getting out of bed

• New Socially Acceptable Stereotypes

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Culture

• What Alex Rodriguez is Thinking Since He Joined The Yankees

• Pull My Cheney! - office cubicle men's room

• The Cover We Didn't Use - We Bust Janet Jackson!

• The Puzzle Nook - "---ney is the root of all evil"

• Graphic Novel Review - The Blandman - Endless Tripe by Neil Graveman

• Homeland Security Warning Chart for the Colorblind

• Why the Mars Rovers Cost $820 Million

• The Fast 5 - The 5 Real Reasons Howard Dean Dropped Out of the Presidential Race

Ailing-Us (ALIAS Parody)

Department: Undressed to Kill

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 10

It's a comedy! It's a Drama! It's a Reality Show!

Department: Wry Definition TV

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio

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Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 18

MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows This month: Howard Stern on E

Department: The chat'n the stat

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Nathan Fox

Page: 20

Barbie's "Dear John" letter to Ken

Department: Byes and Dolls

Writer: Desmond Devlin

Page: 23

Dogs playing Video Game

Department: A MAD Poster

Artist: Scott Bricher

Page: 24

A day in the Life of... David Letterman's Baby

Department: Top Ten-Month-Old

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Jack Syracuse

Page: 26

Monroe and... The Mechanic

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 28

When Video Game designers go bad

Department: A creep at the Controls

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 32

A MAD Look at Bowling

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 34

MAD's less-than-stellar outtakes from Survivor All-Stars

Department: The trite has spoken

Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 37

Coupon Funbooks for places other than Las Vegas

Department: Bargain Debasement

Artist: Scott Bricher Artist: Rick Tulka Artist: Timothy Shamey Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 40

EverWooden (Everwood Parody)

Department: Treat, don't fail me now!

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Josh Gordon

Page: 44

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Where are American boys under constant attack?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee