MAD Magazine #399 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: October 18th, 2021 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: November 1st, 2000Cover: We carve up X-MenSale price: $2.99Pages: 52Format: Magazine - First Contribution by Tom Richmond - Second image shows the issue signed by Tom Richmond Editorial Editor: John FicarraEditor: Nick MeglinCover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Additional Images Cover Variations BrasilFinlandGermanySouth AfricaSpainTurkey Featured characters Christina Aguilera (Musician)Joey Fatone (Musician)Hugh Jackman (Actor) Table of ContentsAdvertisement for Subscriptions (with Kelly Freas Art from MAD #52)Artist: Frank Kelly FreasI didn't much like that book eitherDepartment: Vey To GoArtist, Writer: P.C. VeyContents PagePage: 1Advertisement for Mad XL #6 - November 2000Page: 2Advertisement for The Mad Bathroom Companion bookPage: 3LettersPage: 4$-MENDepartment: Super ZerosWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Angelo TorresPage: 6Can Your Parents' Marriage Be Saved???Department: May Divorce Be With YouArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 14The RescueDepartment: All JaffeeArtist, Writer: Al JaffeePage: 17Monroe &... The BabyDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 18Updated Board Games for the 21st CenturyDepartment: The Revise Have ItArtist: James Warhola Writer: Arie KaplanPage: 22Welcome to SuburbiaDepartment: American Bland StandArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Ryan PagelowPage: 24Back to the SutureDepartment: Tales from the Duck SideArtist, Writer: Don EdwingPage: 26Why Cybergeeks Make Lousy BoyfriendsDepartment: A Nerd To The WiseWriter: Butch D'Ambrosio Artist: Grey BlackwellPage: 27Gadgets to Really Make Home Theater Like Going to the Movies!Department: An Embarrassement of Richard'sWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 30The Presidential Candidate's Choose Your Own Adventure BookDepartment: Electile DysfunctionArtist: Peter Kuper Writer: Eric PerlinPage: 32Using DNA Testing For Questions We Really Want AnsweredDepartment: Strands Across AmericaArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: John PretePage: 38Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #23A Mad Look at ElectionsDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 40Totally Repulsed LiveDepartment: Give Us This Day Our Daly DreadWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Ray AlmaPage: 43Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Dennis MillerDepartment: Grieving Las VegasWriter: Mike Snider Artist: Jon WeimanPage: 48Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: Whassup?Artist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: Spy vs. Spy - Exploding Bird SeedArtist: Peter Kuper Writer: Michael Gallagher