MAD Magazine #347 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: April 24th, 2020 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: July 1st, 1996Cover: The Unofficial Magazine of the 1996 OlympicsSale price: $2.50Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Writer: Paul Peter PorgesCover Artist: C.F. Payne Additional Images Cover Variations AustraliaGreeceSouth AfricaHungary Featured characters Perry Farrell (Musician)Dennis Rodman (Athlete)Christian Slater (Actor)Jon Voight (Actor) Table of ContentsWhy Kill Yourself?Department: Subscription AdvertisementWriter: Don Edwing Artist: Bob JonesOriginally printed in: US MAD Magazine #192Contents PageLettersDepartment: Letters and TomatoesBroke 'N' NarrowDepartment: Onward Christian SlaterWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort DruckerFuture Olympic Dance CompetitionsDepartment: The Agony of De-FeetArtist, Writer: John CaldwellMad Assesses the Field of Other "Potential" Presidential ContendersDepartment: Behind the Nominate BallWriter: Barry Liebmann Artist: Rick GearyMad Visits This Year's BlahblahpaloserDepartment: Generation EcchWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Ray AlmaA Mad Look at "When Nature Calls"Department: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésYou Have No Chance of Winning an Olympic Medal If...Department: The Odds must be crazyWriter: John Caldwell Artist: Sandy KossinThe Lighter Side of...Department: Berg's-Eye ViewArtist, Writer: Dave BergWhat if God Was One of Us?Department: Almighty FodderArtist: Drew Friedman Writer: Andrew J. SchwartzbergOlympic Moments We're Sure to SeeDepartment: Déjà PreviewArtist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike SniderTV Shows Geared to Teach Hard SubjectsDepartment: View to a SkillArtist, Writer: Gunnar JohnsonThe Wonderful, Wonderful World of ComputersDepartment: DOS EntertainmentArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond DevlinWishin' for the ImpossibleDepartment: I.M. FarceWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo TorresReprinted in: US MAD Magazine #18The Diabolical Deluge DeceitDepartment: Tales from the Duck SideArtist, Writer: Don EdwingDrawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: Who has the most to lose if kids are kept away from the web?Artist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: A Soho Success StoryArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: Don Edwing