MAD Magazine #345

Why Kill Yourself?

Department: Advertisement for Subscriptions

Artist: Angelo Torres

Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #193

Contents Page

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Super Special April 1996 - The Music Mad

Well, Duh!

Department: Various places around the magazine

Writer: Russ Cooper

Alfred E. Neuman's "What Me Worry Band" Album Cover

Department: Mad's Beatles Songbook

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Frank Jacobs

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #13

"Gambling" sung to the tune of "Something"

Department: Mad's Beatles Songbook

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Frank Jacobs

"Internet" sung to the tune of "Yesterday"

Department: Mad's Beatles Songbook

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Dennis Langdon, Jr.

"Hey, Newt" sung to the tune of "Hey, Jude"

Department: Mad's Beatles Songbook

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten

"Talk-Show Fan" sung to the tune of "Nowhere Man"

Department: Mad's Beatles Songbook

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Frank Jacobs

"The Royal Family" sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"

Department: Mad's Beatles Songbook

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Angelo Torres

A Mad Look at Graduations

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Chilling Thoughts

Department: The Fright Stuff

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

Appliance Story or How Other Things In Your House Behave When You're Not Around

Department: While the Cats Away Device will Play

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Steve Smallwood

The Ghastly Gastronomical Glitch

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Telemarketing Theatre

Department: Taking the Wind of their Sales

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: John Reiner

Why Is It?

Department: We're Here, We're Queries, Get Used to it!

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Barry Liebmann

A Court TV Scene We'd Like to See

Department: Spoof, Justice and the American Way

Writer: Dave Berg Artist: David Small

The Devil's Advocate - The Monthly Newsletter For Satan Worshippers

Department: Beast Meets Jest

Artist: Mort Drucker Artist: Angelo Torres Artist: George Woodbridge Artist: Lisa Blackshear Writer: Frank Jacobs Writer: Bill Fibbers

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #22

Drama on Page 29!

Department: Beach and Moan

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Lighter Side of..

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Popemobile For Rent

Department: Catholic-Tic Converter

Writer: Paul Peter Porges Artist: Gerry Mooney

When "Per Serving" Information is Placed on Everything

Department: Pro-Apportion

Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Artist: Glenn Barr

Amazing Discoveries Products that Never Left the Lab

Department: The Jump-O-Juicer

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Spy Vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: David Manak

Carolwhine Sitting Pretty

Department: Cathy Gotswiped

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Josh Gordon

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What sinister operation is driving people to the breaking point?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: The Zit

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Gallagher