MAD Magazine #294

Cover: Alfred The Snowman

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Empty Mess

Department: The Miami Clown Machine

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Josh Gordon

Double Dutch Deathtrap

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Do You Really Need To Know...

Department: Facts Evasion

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: John Prete

The MAD Career Mart

Department: Schmoe Jobs

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Bob Clarke

The MAD TV Coroner's Report, Volume II

Department: The Cast Is Died

Writer: Frank Jacobs

Spy Vs. Spy (Giant Magnet On Mousetrap)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Cannibal Coffee-Shop Conundrum

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Old MacDonald

Department: Frank On a Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten

The Mad Don't Book (Chapters 2-5)

Department: Blunder Enlightening

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

MAD's Rock Quiz

Department: Guitar, Bass And Conundrums

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

Eavesdropper Shockers

Department: Teaching Them a Listen

Artist: Bob Jones Writer: Mike Snider

Drama On Page 32

Department: The Latest Fasten Trend

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Art Of Breaking Bad News Gently

Department: It Blurts So Bad

Writer: Tom Koch

The Real Reasons Why You Can't Bring Your Friends Home!

Department: The Family Skewed

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Dorky Housecall, M.D.

Department: Little Boy Blue Cross

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Titillating Tennis Tumult

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Political Half-Truths

Department: Getting On The Deceiving Lines

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Chris Hart

Get A Life!!!!!!!!

Department: Taking A Schlep In The Right Direction

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Charlie Kadau

MAD's Updated Book Titles For The 90's

Department: Adjusting The Volumes

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: William Garvin

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Creature That Recently Became Extinct In Alaska

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: An Ad They'll Never Show

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: John Pound