MAD Magazine #9

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Contents Page (60's style)

Letters

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Photographer: Lester Krauss

Lousy Law

Department: How the West was Overdone

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Andrew Secunda

Spy vs Spy (Prohias Style)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

The Lighter Side of Newfangled Living!

Department: Fad but True

Artist: Jon Adams Writer: Tammy Golden

Cartoon Scenes We'd Like to See - Popeye spinach fail

Department: Blow Me Down

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Carrie Strachan

Shorts & Briefs

• toxic masculinity western shootout

  Artist, Writer: Anya Davidson

• Wordstock Puzzle

  Writer: Charlie Kadau

• big beach pants

  Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

• lab rat Mickey

  Artist, Writer: Charlie Hankin

• robbery selfies

  Artist, Writer: Jon Adams

• car restoration

  Artist, Writer: Lars Kenseth

• Signs She's Not Into You

  Writer: Arie Kaplan Colorist: Nathan Kane Artist: A Person

• Signs He's Way Too Into You

  Colorist: Nathan Kane Artist: A Person Writer: Ivan Ehlers

• stakeout from an ice cream truck

  Artist, Writer: Drew Panckeri

• Wordstock Puzzle Answers

  Writer: Charlie Kadau

• Hot Summer Romance Tips for Incels

  Artist, Writer: Ivan Ehlers

• What People in Starbucks Are Really Working On

  Writer: Kenny Keil Artist: Dalton Vaughn

Batman Funnies

Department: Defective Comics

Artist, Writer: Kerry Callen

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #23

A Mad Look at Vegetarians

Department: The Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Snappy Answers Internet Comments to Stupid Honest Questions

Department: Trolled Faithful

Writer: Matthew A. Cohen Artist: Johnny Sampson

Pokemon Accountant Squirtle

Department: Gotta Catch Sum All

Writer: Grant Reed Artist: Paulina Ganucheau

Meanwhile...

Department: Second-To-Laugh Chance

Writer: Ian Boothby Artist: Pia Guerra

The Wisenheim Museum - Becoming One of the Usual Gang of Idiots

Department: Zero Worship

Artist, Writer: Rick Tulka

The Great Trump Bestiary

Department: Mid-Evil

Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: David Seidman

The Monotonous Mrs. Mazel

Department: I Saw Her Stand-Up There

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Charlie Kadau

Hot Horror Planet

Department: Bake and Shake

Artist, Writer: Andrew Goldfarb

When Disney Adds Fox to Disneyland

Department: No Fox To Give

Artist: Matt Carlson Writer: Jon Gutierrez

Let's Have Fun With Family Camping Trips!

Department: The Ingrate Outdoors

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

William Shakespeare, App Dater

Department: E Tu, Cutie

Artist: Ed Steckley Writer: Koester Jesse

What if Batman Were Actually 80 Years Old?

Department: Hero Worship

Writer: Arie Kaplan Artist: Pete Woods

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #23

The Inseparable, Insufferable Couple

Department: Two Turds, One Groan

Artist, Writer: Johnny Sampson

The MADifesto

Writer: Joe Butler

Netflecchs!

Department: Flix Capacitor

Artist: Ryan Flanders Writer: Blaine Capatch

Netflecchs! (streaming service parody) (written by Blaine Capatch / Ryan Flanders art) How to Stay Safe on Summer Vacation!

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Pat Moriarity

Behind the Scenes of Dizzy's The Lion King

Department: Hakuna Non Grata

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Akilah Hughes

Anthropologie Exit Survey

Department: Fashion For-Weird

Writer: Lars Kenseth

Meanwhile...

Department: Laugh Chance

Writer: Ian Boothby Artist: Pia Guerra

Real, Dumb

Artist: Mike Holmes Writer: Brian Atkins

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What deadly killer threatens us all?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Cadillac Jewelry

Artist: Frank Kelly Freas