MAD Magazine #486 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: February 2008Cover: Our Guarantee: This issue was: -NOT outsorced to India! - NOT printed in China! - NOT assembled by Mexicans! - NOT enjoyed by Americans!Sale price: $4.99Pages: 58Format: Magazine Cover Variations South Africa Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1"Whoever said nothing is gained by cheating never cheated on a diet!"Department: Alfred E. Neuman QuotesPage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Tom Bunk Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Peter Bagge Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Scott Bricher Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Darren Johnson Author: Sumukh TorgalkarPage: 8Things You Don't Want to Hear from a High School Guidance CounselorBetter Happy Endings to Fairy Tales than "Happily Ever After"Fundalini Presents... The 3 Biggest Lies!!! - In Video GamesLeast E-Mailed ArticlesOnly a Hardcore Cable News Junkie... Modern Heart PendantsBetter Happy Endings to Fairy Tales than "Happily Ever After"Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Dennis KucinichVey To Go!Fundalini Goes to the White House - Nobel Prize Winner Al Gore Visits President BushBetter Happy Endings to Fairy Tales than "Happily Ever After"The Godfrey ReportThings Your Overprotective Parents Will Do If They See Your Myspace PageGeorge W. Bush "Spins" his final State of the Union Address"Department: True wrongs don't make a rightIdea: Frank Jacobs Artist: Ward SuttonPage: 12Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 14Snappy Answers to Stupid QuestionsDepartment: All JaffeeArtist, Writer: Al Jaffee Colorist: Ryan FlandersPage: 16Zeroes - Ignore the Candidates, Save the WorldDepartment: A MAD Political ParodyPage: 18A MAD Look at DeathDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 20Mad Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know (Special Advertising Section)Department: CoverCover Artist: Mark FredricksonPage: 25Mad Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know (Special Advertising Section)Department: Get to Know The Whitest Kids U' Know..Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Hermann MejiaMad Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know (Special Advertising Section)Department: "Scaring Babies!"Artist: Jack SyracuseMad Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know (Special Advertising Section)Department: "The Pregnancy Test"Artist: Drew FriedmanMad Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know (Special Advertising Section)Department: "Polite War"Artist: Tom BunkMad Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know (Special Advertising Section)Department: "Sexy Fawn"Artist: Tom RichmondMonroe and... The RecallDepartment: Angster's ParadiseColorist: Ryan Flanders Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom FowlerPage: 33When the morbidly Obese go badDepartment: Fats all, Folks!Artist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 38MAD's Juvenile Kid Nation OuttakesDepartment: No child left behind the scenesPage: 40The Strip ClubEek!Artist, Writer: Scott NickelPage: 45The Legendary Deliveries of Pete ZahnArtist, Writer: John KovaleskiPage: 45The Origin of FantabulamanArtist, Writer: Ted RallPage: 46WhoopsArtist, Writer: Stan ArrowoodPage: 47The machine that travels through timeArtist, Writer: Joey Alison SayersPage: 47Just below the surfaceArtist, Writer: Douglas PaszkiewiczPage: 47It only hurts when I laughArtist, Writer: Christopher BaldwinPage: 48Happy Hour Candidate RundownDepartment: Political Drink TankArtist, Writer: Ted RallPage: 50Man vs. Wild... at the MallDepartment: Shop goes the weaselArtist: Hermann Mejia Writer: David ShaynePage: 51What the Heck is the Difference?Department: Observation DreckPage: 55Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What unqualified, smug goofball was, thankfully, banned from running for president in 2008?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee