MAD Magazine #483

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Don Edwing Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: John Caldwell Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Jason Yungbluth Author: Todd Eisner Author: Benjamin Schultz Author: Michael Slack

  Page: 6

• Michael Vick's Apology Statement - First Draft

• Little-Known Provisions in the 2007 Immigration Bill

• The Fast 5 - Amazing Facts About Jenna Bush's New Book

• The Zombie Food Pyramid

• Duck Droppings - blind panhandlers fight over space

• Fundalini Asks "What If...?" - What If Books Were Printed on Deli Meats?

• Fundalini Presents Excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups - A Clueless, Anal-Retentive Guide to Cinema

• The Godfrey Report

• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Mitt Romney

• Classified Ads

• Rejected Ultimate Fighting Championship Slogans

• The Yungbluth & The Restless - mummy involved in hate crime

• Bitterman - don't say "Good morning!"

When other advertising characters get tv shows

Department: Sit-Commercials

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Scott Maiko

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Rejected Hillary Clinton campaign slogans

Department: The phrase that slays

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Nathaniel Stein

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A MAD Look at Zombies

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

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Planet Tad!!!!!

Department: In Blog we Trust

Writer: Tim Carvell

Page: 22

The Strip Club

• Pondering the really meaningful stuff...

  Artist, Writer: Rob Harrell

  Page: 25

• The long and short of it...

  Artist, Writer: Dan Long

  Page: 26

• Elf Droppings

  Artist, Writer: Jason Yungbluth

  Page: 26

• Father O Flannitys Hot Tub Confessions with Nicole Ritchie

  Artist, Writer: Keith Knight

  Page: 26

• Jump Cut presents Fight Club

  Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan

  Page: 27

• Product Placement in Horror Movies

  Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel

  Page: 27

• Just below the surface

  Artist, Writer: Douglas Paszkiewicz

  Page: 28

The magical bear that made peoples dreams come true

Department: The beast and the brightest

Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Brian McConnachie

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One day at Lincoln High

Department: Love is in the err

Artist, Writer: Eric Scott

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Idiotic Anti-Gun Control Arguments the NRA hast not used yet

Department: Shoot happens

Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Jacob Lambert

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Things that really get under a Zombies Skin

Department: Monsters Gall

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

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Spy vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 40

What school bus are doing while you are in class!

Department: The wheel world

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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7 periods closer to death - We apologize 4 our appearanceduring renovations

Department: Is that Rall there is?

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 44

1 worse than 100

Department: Take this mob and shove it

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

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What the heck is the difference?

Department: Observation Dreck

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Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What little rat-faced chef raked in millions this year?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee