MAD Magazine #479 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: July 2007Cover: Pirates of the CaribbeanSale price: $3.99Pages: 48Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Cover Variations South Africa Featured characters Orlando Bloom (Actor)Johnny Depp (Actor) Table of ContentsSubscription Advertisement - Jeffrey Lozenge dressed as a beeWriter: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving SchildContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Russ Cooper Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Charles Akins Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Noel Rappin Author: Sam Sisco Author: Ty TempletonPage: 6Tip-Offs You're on a Cruise Ship Headed for DisasterBitterman - smoking banClassified AdsPossible Ways J.K. Rowling Will Kill Off Characters in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" - A Fundalini QuizCastro Comments: Blockbuster Total Access beats NetflixThe Fast 5 - How is Don Imus Spending His Forced Retirement?The NFL's Ref Report - Spider-Man 3Graphic Novel Review - Batman: When Worlds ContriveThings Overheard at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3Department: Sparrow-Minded CommentsWriter: Jacob Lambert Artist: Hermann MejiaPage: 10Startling Similarities between Modern Celebrities & Ancient ArtifactsDepartment: Some Resembling RequiredWriter: Chari PerePage: 12Planet tad!!!!!Department: In Blog we trustWriter: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian DurniakPage: 14MADs Touchy-Feely Wrestlemania outtakesDepartment: Hair Club for McMahonPage: 16A MAD Look at Global WarmingDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 18Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #17MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field tripDepartment: See what all the bus is aboutArtist, Writer: Teresa Burns ParkhurstPage: 22Rejected Star Wars StampsDepartment: Philately PortmanArtist: Mark Stutzman Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 24MAD presents... More facts that sound for a second like they might be true... but arentDepartment: Tahts false, folksArtist: Kevin Pope Writer: Justin HeimbergPage: 26Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 28Monroe and... Harry PotterDepartment: Angsters ParadiseWriter: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom FowlerPage: 31MADs ARRR!-Rated outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean: At worlds endDepartment: Sparrow-Minded CommentsPage: 36The Strip ClubFather O Flannetys Hot Tub Confessions with Keith RichardsAuthor: Keith KnightPage: 39Me, Myself and my puppet and a bullyAuthor: John KovaleskiPage: 39Rex in the cityAuthor: Dustin GlickPage: 40Your only defense against the Zeitgeist!Author: Don AsmussenPage: 40The long and short of itAuthor: Dan LongPage: 41Mulligans IslandAuthor: FeggoPage: 41Just below the surfaceAuthor: Douglas PaszkiewiczPage: 42John Caldwells final installment of the Gross and Beyond Gross TrilogyDepartment: Revoltage MeterArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 43Fox News Comedy Shows that never got off the groundDepartment: Neo-Con JobsArtist: Drew Friedman Writer: Frank SantopadrePage: 46What the heck is the difference?Department: Observation DreckPage: 48Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What Asian menace is causing anxiety and sleepless nights for many Americans?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee