MAD Magazine #463

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Doug Bratton Author: Tom Cheney Author: Jeff Katz

  Page: 8

• Unexpected Entries in the Presidential Line of Succession

• The Godfrey Report

• Titles Hollywood is Considering for a King Kong Sequel

• iPod Thoughts

• Duck Droppings - Please... wife and nine ten kids!

• Spoiled Bratton - magic carpet ride vs. plane propeller

• Tabloid Celebrity Combo Names Yet to Come

• Grammar Roundup

• Classified Ads

• Pull My Cheney!

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to a Day at the Zoo

• Key Prosecution Exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial

everybody berates chris (everybody hates chris Parody)

Department: Rock of ages ago

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 10

Ugly issues gay cowboys are forced to contend with

Department: Homo on the range

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 15

MAD's all-inclusive do-it-yourself George W.Bush Press Conference

Department: Q & A-Hole

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs

Page: 20

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 22

What your mother is not

Department: A MAD Poster

Writer: Dennis Snee Artist: Rich Powell

Page: 24

A MAD Look at the Multiplex

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 30

Monroe and... The right to die (Part One)

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 33

MAD presents iToons

Department: MP3's Company

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 42

Planet Tad!!!!!

Department: In Blog we Trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 44

MAD's fearless breakdown of 500 free cell phone minutes

Department: Roaming wasn't billed in a day

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio

Page: 46

MAD's inescapable Trappen in the Closet outtakes

Department: Lip Stinking

Page: 48

Barbie movie tie-ins that never were

Department: Guise and Dolls

Idea: Don Edwing Artist: Scott Bricher

Page: 50

7 periods closer to death: College fair 2day

Department: Rall you can eat

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 52

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What long-running ill-conceived debacle seems to have no exit strategy?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee