MAD Magazine #459

MAD Magazine (USA)

Updated:

MAD Magazine #459 • USA • 1st Edition - New York

Country:

USA

Edition:

1st Edition - New York

Company:

E.C. Publications, Inc.

Published:

November 2005

Cover:

AAAAHHH!!! The holiday movies are coming!

Sale price:

$3.99

Pages:

Format:

Magazine

Editorial

Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Featured characters

Contents Page

Page: 1

"If you repeat the same grade once, you're a dummy - if you do it 20 times, you're a teacher!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

List of all contributors
Author: Tom Bunk Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Drew Friedman Author: Al Jaffee Author: Ray Alma Author: Hermann Mejia Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Don Vaughan Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Nate Fakes Author: Jason Reich
Page: 8
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #20
Prescription Drug or Godzilla Foe?
The Puzzle Nook - "---ion is 9/10 of the law"
The Fast 5 - The Downsides of Being Britney & Kevin's Baby
Other Secrets Leaked to the Press By White House Advisor Karl Rove
Celebrity Reality Shows Currently Under Development
Corrections
"Forced" Laughter (Star Wars themed)
The Cover We Didn't Use - Harry vs. Hairy! (Potter vs. Kong)
Innovative Provisions of the New National Hockey League Agreement
Questions We Wanted to Hear in the John Roberts Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings

MAD's inside scoop in this year's Stupidest Holiday Movies

Department: Coming detractions

Artist: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond Artist: Scott Maiko

Page: 12

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #20

The High-School Gentleman's Etiquette Guide for Dating Your Teacher

Department: XXX-Tra curricular activities

Writer: Dennis Snee Artist: Rick Geary

Page: 18

A MAD Look at Pizza

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 20

In Blog we trust

Department: Planet Tad!!!!!

Writer: Tim Carvell Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 24

More MAD CD cover doodles

Department: Deface the music

Artist, Writer: Russ Cooper

Page: 26

7 periods closer to death: PTA meeting cancelled

Department: One for Rall and Rall for one

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 28

Monroe and... Immigration

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 33

You may want to call off the 'face to Face' if...

Department: Rotten meet

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell Idea: Butch D'Ambrosio

Page: 37

MAD's all-inclusive do-it-yourself reality show press release

Department: Funny in the blank

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Evan Dorkin

Page: 38

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 40

MAD's horrendous holiday movie outtakes: Get rich or die tryin', King Kong, The Ringer, Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire

Department: Deck the halls with boughs of Hollywood

Page: 42

The Strip Club

Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with special guests Bert & Ernie
Artist, Writer: Keith Knight
Page: 45
I'm with stupid
Artist, Writer: Rich Moyer
Page: 45
The Educa-fun page: Gravity
Artist, Writer: Ruben Bolling
Page: 46
The Hero Santon: Maximator
Artist, Writer: Don Asmussen
Page: 47
Rob, the evil backstabbing robot temp
Artist, Writer: Corey Pandolph
Page: 47
Pondering the really meaningful stuff
Artist, Writer: Rob Harrell
Page: 48