MAD Magazine #456

Contents Page

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"The problem with being smart is that most people are too stupid to notice!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

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Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Drew Friedman Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgren Author: Scott Bricher Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Darren Johnson Author: Dennis Snee Author: Mike Snider Author: Timothy Shamey Author: Scott Mendenhall Author: Alan Roberts

  Page: 8

• What I'm Watching...

• The Progress of Electronic Communication in America

• Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - "Mr. Britney Spears"

• Animal Housed

• The Clint Howard Collection 10-disc Anthology

• Winners at the 2005 Video Game Awards

• The Godfrey Report

• Signs That Your Teammate May Be on Steroids

• The Cover We Didn't Use - Fantastic 5

• The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight: Penguin & Salsa Jokes!

• Britney and Kevin: The Chaotic Outtakes

• Bitterman - view free porn instead

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Housekeeping

Star Bores Epic Load 3 - Retread of the sh*t! (Star Wars: Revenge of the sith Parody)

Department: Cause of Darth

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: David Shayne

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Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

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MAD's grotesquely mutated Fantastic 4 outtakes

Department: Freak Preview

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A MAD look at summer jobs

Department: Serge In-General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

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It's always time at... Pizza Trough

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Artist: Scott Bricher Artist: Scott Maiko

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A Kid's guide to B.S.-ing through life the George W.Bush way

Department: Spinning isn't everything, it's the only thing

Writer: Mark Cantrell Artist: Amanda Conner

Page: 36

Monroe and... Summer Break!

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

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Introducing the all-new BowelFlex XXXtreme!

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 43

Things you never want to read about the summer camp you're being sent to

Department: The grate outdoors

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

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The Fantastic Four has a crap-tastic two weeks!

Department: Lame On!

Artist, Writer: Johnny Ryan Writer: Greg Leitman

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Dump my Ride (Pimp my Ride Parody)

Department: When you wish upon a car

Writer: Dave Croatto Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 48

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What is the leading cause of heart attacks among Americans?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee