MAD Magazine #453 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: May 2005Cover: We get LOSTSale price: $3.50Pages: 58Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Artist: Hermann Mejia Cover Variations AustraliaBrasilSouth AfricaIndia Featured characters Teri Hatcher (Actor)Felicity Huffman (Actor)Alan Hale (Actor)Bob Denver (Actor)Marcia Cross (Actor)Teri Hatcher (Actor)Donald Trump (Politician)Evangeline Lilly (Actor)Terry O'Quinn (Actor) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Rick Tulka Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Author: Greg Laub Author: Jerry OrdwayPage: 6Punchlines in Search of a JokeStupid Ikea Product Name or Cartoon Sound Effect?Bitterman - "I have no son!"Punchlines in Search of a JokeThe Lowest Rated "Top 100" Countdown TV ShowsHighlights From Michael Jackson's Latest Video Message to the WorldClassified AdsPunchlines in Search of a JokeGraphic Novel Review - The X-Custodians - He Who Wields the Mop!Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to PartygoingFundalini Foto News: The 2005 Grammy AwardsBaseball Steroid Penalties That Would Really WorkLots (LOST Parody)Department: Plane nonsenseWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 12Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 189 surefire ways to improve the NBA's lousy imageDepartment: Court ReformArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Joe RaiolaPage: 20When Tattoo artists go badDepartment: On the ink of disasterArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 24Monroe and... PaintballDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 31The 25 least powerful people in sportsDepartment: Plays of the weakArtist: Kevin Pope Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 367 periods closer to death: School council elec ionDepartment: That's RallArtist, Writer: Ted RallPage: 40...Donald Trump, You're fired!!!Department: Getting canned laughterWriter: Russ Cooper Artist: Sam SiscoPage: 42A MAD look at PaintballDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 44Signs we need in post 9/11 AmericaDepartment: Poster chideWriter: Joe Raiola Artist: Nathan FoxPage: 48Disparate No-Lives (Desperate Housewives Parody)Department: Down the hatcherArtist: Mort Drucker Writer: David ShaynePage: 5013 things you never want to hear from a computer tech support guyDepartment: Help is on the waneArtist: Peter Bagge Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 56Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What is the hottest thing in music today?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
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