MAD Magazine #440 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: April 1st, 2004Cover: American Idol OuttakesSale price: $3.50Pages: 50Format: Magazine Editorial Editor: John FicarraCover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Cover Variations India Featured characters Orlando Bloom (Actor)Elijah Wood (Actor) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Chia Head of StateDepartment: Weapons of Grass DestructionWriter: Charlie Kadau Sculptor: Liz Lomax Artist: Timothy ShameyPage: 5The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Tom Bunk Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgren Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Mike Snider Author: Tom Nick Cocotos Author: Carolyn AbramPage: 8Mad's Exclusive Transcript of Britney Spears' and Toggle cover for large/small viewsMad #440 Jason Alexander's Wedding VowsMelvin & Jenkins' Guide to TelevisionClassified AdsMonkeys Are Always Funny - Hindenburg disasterCelebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Simon CowellVideogame Corner - Things You Won't Overhear at the Next Videogame ConventionGoing to the Caldwell Once Too Often - proper brass pole techniqueGraphic Novel Review - Te-Di-Um! Legendary Legend of the Legend by Secun-Rate HakThe Godfrey ReportWhat's Pete Rose Betting On This Month?The Martha Stewart Trial - The Case For & AgainstBest Sellers Cut Down to Size - Bill O'Reilly - Who's Looking Out For You?Vey To Go - bedside visitorsBitterman - wouldn't be caught dead at a place like DisneyworldBored of the Rings: Rehash of the Thing (lord of the Rings: Return of the King Parody)Department: Kicking the HobbitWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann MejiaPage: 12Is your Mom's new boyfriend a Keeper... or a Loser?Department: Choose your daddyArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 18Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 21Survivor World LeadersDepartment: MAD PosterWriter: Joe Raiola Artist: Sam SiscoPage: 24A MAD Look at ExamsDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 26MAD's trumped-up scenes from The ApprenticeDepartment: Donald YuckWriter: Mike SniderPage: 30Duke Bissell's Tales of Undiputed InterestDepartment: The Wizard of OddArtist, Writer: P.C. VeyPage: 32MAD's Suggestions for improving American IdolDepartment: Don't have a CowellArtist: Tom Richmond Writer: Greg LeitmanPage: 34Monroe and... Survivor Jr. Part 3Department: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 36MAD's Etiquette Guide to Spring BreakDepartment: March MannersWriter: Butch D'Ambrosio Artist: Amanda ConnerPage: 39MAD's simply dreadful outtakes from American IdolDepartment: MAD Cowell DiseaseWriter: Mike SniderPage: 42Joan of Archaic (Joan of Arcadia Parody)Department: Hollywood and DivineArtist: Mort Drucker Writer: Josh GordonPage: 44Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What competition will all eyes soon be focused on?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee