MAD Magazine #349

Why Kill Yourself?

Department: Subscription Advertisement

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing

Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #173

Contents Page

Advertisement for "Mad Bytes It!" CD-ROM in next issue #350

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Super Special October 1996 - Big Bad Mad #3

Mad Whozits?

Department: Various places around the magazine

Writer: Mike Snider

Twit-sters

Department: Stop the Whirl - I want to get off

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Arnie Kogen

A Mad Look at Do-It-Yourselfers

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

More Viewer Poll Questions the Miss America Pageant Should be Asking

Department: AT&T&A

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider

Sure-Fire Signs There Won't be a Second Date

Department: Courting Disasters

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

A Mad Look at State-of-the-Art "Advances" in Artificial Stupidity

Department: Dumb and Bummer

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Glenn Barr

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Maternity Girl (song parody of Madonna's Material Girl)

Department: Frank on a Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Leslie Sternbergh

Mad's Presidential Campaign Watcher's Checklist

Department: Predict-A-Bull

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Mike Snider

The Dopey Dungeon Debacle

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Games City Kids Play

Department: Urban Jungle Gym

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Michael Paraskevas

Jerkules and Zima

Department: Myth-Taken Identities

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Little Known Facts About America's Hottest Tourist Attractions

Department: Trip-Tease

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg

Spy Vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist: David Manak Writer: Michael Gallagher

Mad's Gambler of the Year

Department: The Odds must be Crazy

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What dangerous crop is emerging as a serious threat to our society?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad Salutes the 1996 Presidential Race and Its Corporate Sponsors

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Glenn Harrington