MAD Magazine #344

Why Kill Yourself?

Department: Subscription Advertisement

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Don Edwing

Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #159

Contents Page

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Photographer: Leonard Brenner

Advertisement for Super Special March 1996 - Big Bad Mad #2

Mad Factoids

Department: Various places around the magazine

Writer: Mike Snider

The Alfie Awards - Mad Salutes the Movies

Department: Oscar Mired

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Comic Strip Classics in Their Full Strip Form

Department: Putting Our Thirty Two Cents In

Writer: Al Jaffee Artist: Walt F. Rosenberg

Opening Lines to Unhappy Stories

Department: It's All Downhill from Here

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Greg Eckler

Spy Vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: David Manak

The Malling of America

Department: An Embarrassment of Richard's

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Staake

Cybernerd Magazine

Department: Of Mouse and Men

Artist: George Woodbridge Artist: Robert Dale Artist: Phil Franke Writer: Mike Snider

Mad's Academy Awards Seating Chart

Department: Oscar Mired Hams

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman

Strange But True...

Department: The Fright Stuff

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Geary

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Mad's Colossal, Stupendous, Absolutely Fantabulous Plan to Liven Up The Academy Awards

Department: Oscar Mired Balony

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Barry Liebmann

Paparazzi Shots That Press Agents Try to Suppress

Department: Prints Harming

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Practical School Prayers for Today's Students

Department: A Few Good Amens

Writer: Pastor Dan Lozer Artist: Dennis Langdon, Jr.

A Mad Look at Nudity

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Police Squad: O.J. on the Rocks

Department: Glove Story

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Pernicious Plaything Payoff

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What's the new hot sports fan collectible?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Dink Clod's Rock, Roll and Remember

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: David Shayne