MAD Magazine #490

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Bob Staake Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Darren Johnson Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Sarah Dyer Author: Ward Sutton Author: Randy McIlwane

  Page: 6

• Lines Cut from the Candidates' Convention Speeches

• Randy's Dandy Toon Time - taking care of the dog

• Teen Car Laws That Should Be Enacted

• Fast Food Motto or Jenna Jameson Movie Title?

• The Swift 6 - Innovative Ways Mad Magazine is Going Green

• Wartime Birds Closely Related to the Chickenhawk

• Diet Tips from Fat Steve

• Solution to Last Month's "Mini-Mystery" - how the murderer eluded police

• Most Despised Disney Dalmations

• Least E-Mailed Articles

• Sports Injuries from Around the World

• Bitterman - subject of science project

30 Crock (30 Rock Parody)

Department: Oy Fey!

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 10

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #12

Super Delegate

Department: Washington DC Comics

Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Robert Sikoryak

Page: 16

The Top-Secret "Indiana Jones memo" from George Lucas to Steven Spielberg

Department: Hit and Missive

Artist: Jack Syracuse Writer: David Shayne

Page: 18

A MAD Look at Science Fairs

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 20

Embryonic Jones and the Temple of Womb (A MAD Poster)

Department: Fetal Attraction

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Richard Williams

Page: 24

Subscription Advertisement - "Jeffrey Lozenge" dressed as The Riddler

Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild

Monroe and... Evolution

Department: Angster's Paradise

Colorist: Ryan Flanders Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler

Page: 27

MAD's Rusty Ironman Outtakes

Department: Monkey in the Metal

Page: 33

A-Hole Foods Market Circular

Department: Taking the wind out of their sales

Writer: Kiernan P. Schmitt

Page: 34

7 periods closer to death: Prom Formal Friday

Department: Rall of Duty

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 35

10 things Indiana Jones hates more than snakes

Department: Reptile Dysfunction

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 38

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 40

Deathster (Dexter Parody)

Department: Good Kill Hunting

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 42

What the Heck is the difference?

Department: Observation Dreck

Page: 47

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What frightening ancient relic will be the focus of much attention and fanfare this summer?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee