MAD Magazine #462

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: Paul Gilligan Author: Rick Tulka Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Emily Flake Author: Brian McConnachie Author: Jim Mahfood Author: Tamara Federici Author: Nate Fakes

  Page: 6

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Charity Work

• 12 Ways to Know You're Flying on a Bankrupt Airline

• The Fast 5 - Phrases You'll Never Hear on an Infomercial

• King Klutz - Kong slips on banana peel

• Bitterman - Spenzer's Gifts

• Ask Lynne Cheney - "My parents recently got divorced..."

• Vey To Go!

• How the Bush Administration Would Handle an Attack by King Kong

• The Anne Geddes 2006 Dick Cheney Calendar

• Coming in 2046 - The 12,465th Chapter of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"

• George W. Bush's Valentine Candy Hearts

MAD's do-it-yourself American Idol Judge's critiques

Department: MAD Cowell's disease

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Darren Johnson

Page: 10

The MAD world of... Food!

Department: Eats meets jest

Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg

Page: 12

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 16

Heartbreaking problems of aging Elvis impersonators

Department: Hip-Break Hotel

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 18

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #13

The good points and bad points of the new NBA dress code

Department: He suits, he scores!

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Jeff Kruse Writer: Nate Fakes

Page: 20

A MAD Look at Bling

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 22

Monroe and... The dream date

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 29

The dog that played football for Notre Dame

Department: The beast and the brightest

Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Brian McConnachie

Page: 34

The Strip Club

• Middle School Nostradamus

  Writer: Simon Rich Artist: M.K. Perker

  Page: 37

• Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with special guest Kate Moss!!

  Artist, Writer: Keith Knight

  Page: 37

• I'm with stupid

  Artist, Writer: Rich Moyer

  Page: 38

• The Hero Santon!: Poker 'Pocalypse

  Artist, Writer: Don Asmussen

  Page: 38

• Jump Cut Jerry Maguire

  Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan

  Page: 38

• Fantabulaman

  Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

  Page: 39

American Idol also rans: Where are they Now?

Department: Rejects Education

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 40

Louse (House Parody)

Department: Hugh dirty Rat

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 48

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What was President Bush most upset to see destroyed by Hurricane Katrina?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee