MAD Magazine #442

Contents Page

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Russ Cooper Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Irving Schild Author: Gary Hallgren Author: Scott Bricher Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Mike Snider Author: Johnny Styne Author: Brian Frazer

  Page: 6

• What's Pete Rose Betting On This Month?

• Things Overheard Outside the Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Helping Others

• Monkeys Are Always Funny - in Osama bin Laden's cave

• William Hung's Glorious Music Career - A Look Ahead

• Video Game Review - Fielder's Choice '04

• Breaking News from the World of Sports: Yankees Shock Sox Again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head

• Superheroes When Their Mothers Are Around

• Personal Ad of the Month - ex-gay, turned straight

• Classified Ads

• Vey To Go

• The Godfrey Report

• The Fast 5 - The 5 Ways The Passion of the Christ Has Influenced the Movie Industry

• Bitterman - suppressing feelings

• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Joe Rogan

The OD (The O.C. Parody)

Department: Californicators

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Dennis Snee

Page: 10

Yao Ming's Chinese - English Phrasebook

Department: The Translate Show

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Jonathan Bresman Writer: Scott Sonneborn

Page: 16

MAD's monstrously Ogre-rated Shrek 2 outtakes

Department: The green smile

Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 20

A MAD Look at Braces

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 22

Our Letter on behalf of Martha Stewart

Department: It's a good zing

Writer: Dave Croatto

Page: 25

If corporate "Mission Statements" told the truth

Department: Creed it and weep

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 28

Star Shrek

Department: Space: The final affront here

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 31

Monroe and... The Zoo

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 34

MAD ranks the Top Celebrity Prisons

Department: Jail, Jail the Gang's all here

Artist: Liz Lomax Writer: Doug Lansky

Page: 38

Tell-Tale signs your Parents have hired you the Wrong Tutor

Department: Coming to a teaching halt

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 40

The prize is slight

Department: Corn on the Bob

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 42

Similarities between the Middle East and the U.S.A.

Department: Cultures Clubbed

Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Nathan Fox

Page: 47

Harry Potter and the outtakes of Azkaban

Department: Hogwarts and all

Writer: Greg Leitman

Page: 48

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 50

There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless

Department: Dos and Donates

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 52

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Which celebrity do Americans most want to see convicted?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee