MAD Magazine #394

Cover: In This Issue We Sock It To Pokemon, The Practice, The Class Of 2000

Artist: Richard Williams

The Malpractice

Department: Mad TV Satire

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Josh Gordon

High School Yearbook Inscriptions You're Sure to see

Department: Topical gags

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Kenny Byerly

A New Millennium Update to Mad's Table of Little Known and Very Useless Weights, Measures and Distances

Department: Topical gags

Artist: Bob Staake Writer: John Prete

The Downside of Online Shopping

Department: Topical Satire

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Foreign Exchange Student

Department: Monroe

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

The Pokemon Collectors Hall Of Fame

Department: Celebrity Satire

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: R.J. Matson

Bumper Stickers That Reflect Real School Life

Department: Topical gags

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jeff Kruse

The Ex-Files

Department: Tales From The Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Wes Craven

Department: Celebrity Satire

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #16

One Fine Day In The Animal Testing Lab

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Michael Gallagher

The Lighter Side Of ...

Department: The Lighter Side Of ...

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Swedish Matress That Made Sleeping Obsolete !

Department: Topical Satire

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: James Warhola

Mad's Commencement Address For The Class Of 2000

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider

[No Title]

Department: Spy Vs. Spy

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Mad Anagrams

Department: Celebrity Satire

Artist: Sam Sisco

A Mad Look At Parents

Department: Sergio Aragones

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Still More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters

Department: Celebrity Satire

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Scott Bricher

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds

Department: Celebrity Satire

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Rocker Is Everyone Sick Of Listening to ?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Magnetic Personality

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Gallagher