MAD Magazine #378

Subscription Advertisement - "Dan Brown" dressed as a viking

Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild

An Important Letter to Our Valued Mad Readers

Writer: John Ficarra Writer: Nick Meglin

Letters

Advertisement for Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad #6 - Spring 1999

Writer: Frank Jacobs

Slam's End - The Catalog of Pro Wrestling Merchandise

Department: New World Order Form

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Angelo Torres

Polling in America: The Numbers Behind the Numbers

Department: Faking the Pulse of a Nation

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Loveline Advice Chart for Dysfunctional Celebrities

Department: Campy Counseling

Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Artist: Joe Ciardiello

Monroe &... The Drums

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Letters to Michael Jordan

Department: Air's Mail

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Steve Brodner

The Timeline of Disillusionment

Department: Numbing of Age

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jill Hamilton

An Ode to the Antz

Department: A Bug's Strife

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Sam Viviano

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Abbott & Costello Organize the MTV Videotape Library

Department: Who's On Mirth

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker

Pop-Off Video - Alanis Morissette "Thank You"

Department: VH-Dumb

Writer: Desmond Devlin

The Congressional Record Comic Pages

Department: A View to a Bill

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Sam Viviano

The 10 Rules of Computer Tech Support

Department: Help is on the Wane

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

A Mad Look at Capital Punishment

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Sure Signs Your Favorite Action Heroes Are Getting Old

Department: Wrinkle, Wrinkle Little Star

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: A.J. Jacobs

When Casino Gambling Comes to Your City

Department: For Better or Worse

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Stan Hart

Pro Wrestling Haiku

Department: Whacks Poetic

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Sam Viviano

Impeach Him!

Department: Billy Clubbed

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Barry Liebmann

Upcoming Movies Based on Comic Books

Department: The Multipley-Men

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Amanda Conner

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: John Travolta

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What impending disaster in the year 2000 threatens to turn the clock back to 1900?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Jeff Kruse