MAD Magazine #363

Cover: Win a Night with the Spice Girls

Artist, Colorist: Joe DeVito Idea: Don Edwing Artist: Al Jaffee

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Artist: Frank Kelly Freas

Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #52

Contents Page

"The problem with our economy is that our budget is supposed to be balanced by people who aren't!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

F*!@/Off

Department: Identity for Two

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Dating

Department: The Schmucks Stop Here

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Tom Cheney

The Mad World of... Drugs

Department: Behind the Hallucinate Ball

Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Anna Becker

Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed

Department: Initial Distraction

Writer: Darren Johnson Artist: Richard Weiss

Job Application Form for the Next Spice Girl

Department: Audition and Subtraction

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Hermann Mejia

Monroe &... the Gym Class

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Why Your Parents Really Had You

Department: Mom and Pop Psychology

Writer: Peggy Doody Artist: R.J. Matson

Little Known Windoes 95 "Tips of the Day"

Department: It's a Boot Point

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Gerry Gersten

6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything

Department: The Dissing Link

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look at Gangs

Department: Serge-in General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Mad Interviews the Defense Attorney of the Year

Department: Slaughter in the Court

Writer: Stan Hart Artist: Timothy Shamey

So What if it's 110 Degrees, You'd Better Keep Sewing

Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne Artist: Irving Schild

The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall

Department: Taking the Wind Out of Their Sales

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Spy Vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Corntact

Department: Seti as She Goes

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Sam Viviano

Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Thomas Fluharty

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Scientific Meddling Has Many Folks Trembling?

Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: eVan Gogh Holyfield Self-Portrait