MAD Magazine #342 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: April 16th, 2020 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: January 1st, 1996Cover: No Snowboarding!Sale price: $1.99Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Writer: Sergio AragonésCover Artist: James Bennett Cover Variations DenmarkFinlandGermanyGreeceSouth AfricaSwedenAustralia Featured characters Helen Hunt (Actor)Martha Stewart (Public Character)Fran Drescher (Actor) Table of ContentsHaunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents?Department: Subscription AdvertisementArtist: George WoodbridgeOriginally printed in: US MAD Magazine #116Contents PageLettersDepartment: Letters and TomatoesAdvertisement for Super Special January 1996 - Collector's Series #12You Know America's Been Nuked When...Department: Atoms Ribbed (various places around the magazine)Writer: Andrew J. SchwartzbergToo Bad About YouDepartment: And They call it Yuppie LoveArtist: Sam Viviano Writer: Josh GordonA Mad Look at SnowboardingDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésWhen "Sweeps Weeks" Come to PBSDepartment: A High-Crass OperationWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort DruckerMartha Stewart Remakes the O.J. Trial "Perfect"Department: The Court of AppealingArtist: Rick Geary Writer: Julie KlamLife's Modern Day Little PleasuresDepartment: An Embarrassment of Richard'sArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Dick DeBartoloThe Waterworld MemoDepartment: The High Costner of Doing BusinessWriter: Frank Jacobs Artist: Sandy KossinA Breakdown of the Million Man MarchDepartment: Tease a CrowdWriter: Barry Liebmann Photographer: AP/Wide World PhotosThe Lighter Side of...Department: Berg's-Eye ViewArtist, Writer: Dave BergChanges You Might See Now That Disney has Purchased ABC-TVDepartment: A Poke in the EisnerWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Walt F. RosenbergA Mad Guide to Tattoo RemovalDepartment: I've got you off of my skinArtist, Writer: Tom CheneySpy Vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerWriter: Don Edwing Artist: David ManakA Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Militia GatheringDepartment: Do the Right WingArtist: James Warhola Writer: John CaldwellThe Asinine Archeological AtrocityDepartment: Tales from the Duck SideArtist, Writer: Don EdwingThe NinnyDepartment: Au Pair of QueensArtist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh GordonJoke Set-Ups That Don't Need a PunchlineDepartment: The Yuk Stops HereArtist, Writer: John CaldwellDrawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: A worried nation ponders: Where will the next bomb go off?Artist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: Mad Salutes Parenting in the 90'sArtist: Richard Williams Writer: P.C. Vey