MAD Magazine #285 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: March 10th, 2022 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: March 1st, 1989Cover: WrestlingSale price: $1.50Format: Magazine The writing for the article 'Beers' was credited to Debbee Ovitz, who is actually Arnie Kogen. Editorial Cover Artist: Mort Drucker Cover Variations Great BritainSouth Africa Featured characters Kirstie Alley (Actor)Vince McMahon (Actor)Ted Danson (Actor) Table of ContentsCover: Alfred E. Neuman Face Down In Wrestling RingCover Artist: Mort DruckerReal ad Mad Super Special Summer 1989LettersBeersDepartment: Slam DansonArtist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie KogenDrama On Page 9Department: A Dryer Sense Of HumorArtist, Writer: John CaldwellMAD Re-Examines More Wise Old SayingsDepartment: It Still Doesn't Adage UpArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom KochMad's Find The Hidden Scoundrels PuzzleDepartment: Post Sleazin' PlayArtist: Al Jaffee Writer: John PreteA Mad Look At Small WheelsDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésWhen Roger Rabbit Technology Takes Over All Of Hollywood's FilmsDepartment: ToonstruckArtist: Bob Clarke Writer: Stan HartNBC's Superbowl MemoDepartment: The Hype ReportArtist: Jack Davis Writer: Frank Jacobs"Don't Be Fooled"Department: The King Is BledWriter: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry GerstenToys "R" UDepartment: Flattery Not IncludedArtist: George Woodbridge Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe RaiolaThe Lighter Side of...Department: Berg's-Eye ViewArtist, Writer: Dave BergRecasting Famous Old Movies With Today's Famous WrestlersDepartment: GoonstruckArtist: Sam Viviano Writer: John PreteSpy vs. Spy (Alligator Moat)Department: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Antonio ProhiasSome Classic Examples Of World Class BoredomDepartment: A Bouquet Of Yawning GloriesArtist, Writer: Paul Peter PorgesGreeting Cards For Very Special OccasionsDepartment: Frank On a RollWriter: Frank Jacobs Artist: Bob JonesDuck Edwing Moseys Out WestDepartment: Home On The StrangeArtist, Writer: Don EdwingCrocktaleDepartment: Swizzle-SchtickWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo TorresDrama On Page 48Department: Bang The Bum SlowlyArtist, Writer: John CaldwellDrawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: The Worst Poison Spewing Out of Morton Downey Jr's MouthArtist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: Toys "R" Us CatalogueWriter: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Bob Clarke