MAD Magazine #286

Cover: Special Mid-Winter Vacation Issue

Writer: Sergio Aragonés Artist: Richard Williams

Table of Contents

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Letters and Tomatoes Department

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Artist: Mort Drucker

Thirtysuffering

Department: Angst For Nothing

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

Hand-Me-Down

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #19

If Bad Taste Took A Holiday

Department: Gauche Stories

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Mike Snider

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Really Appropriate Sponsors For Rock Tours

Department: Show and Sell

Writer: Charlie Kadau

The Name Game of the Rich and Famous

Department: Sheer Noun-Sense

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: John Prete

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Moron Downer Jr. Show

Department: Prime Slime Entertainment Department

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Lawrence H. "Larry" Siegel

Pot Luck

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Guys You're Likely To Meet Before Mr. 'Right'

Department: Beau Jest

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Alyse Newman

When TV Commercials Make Full Use of the Beatles Songs

Department: "I Am the Ad Man"

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: Harry North

It's Safe To Go To the Bathroom When...

Department: Bladder Up!

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

More You'd Be Rich If You Had A Nickel...

Department: Common Cents

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Charlie Kadau

21 Junkhead

Department: Riding the School Bust

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Duck Edwing Contemplates Suicide

Department: Going Out In A Blaze Of Glory

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Personal Ads That Remind Us Of Somebody We Know Or Nah, It Couldn't Be Them!

Department: Singles Seen

Writer: Louis D. "Lou" Silverstone

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Is the Latest, Most Terrible Form Of Radio Activity?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: A Mad Fish Story

Artist: Richard Williams Writer: Louis D. "Lou" Silverstone