MAD Magazine #495 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: November 25th, 2021 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: November 1st, 2008Cover: Comedy before country Election IssueSale price: $4.99Pages: 50Format: Magazine Editorial Editor: John FicarraCover Artist: Sam Viviano Featured characters Jenny McCarthy (Actor)Katie Holmes (Actor)Michael Caine (Actor)Gary Oldman (Actor)Maggie Gyllenhaal (Actor)Heath Ledger (Actor)John McCain (Politician) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2Advertisement for Heritage Auctions Nov 13, 2008 featuring The Mad Magazine Archive of Original ArtworkPage: 2Subscription Advertisement - Jeffrey Lozenge dressed in Revolutionary War garbWriter: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving SchildPage: 3The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Tom Bunk Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Scott Bricher Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Sam Sisco Author: Tom CheneyPage: 8Questions You May Hear During the Vice Presidential DebatesFundalini Voter Guide to Third Party CandidatesLeast Popular Halloween Costumes of 2008The "Real" Reasons Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Was DelayedBitterman - noise in the movie theaterPull My Cheney! - Two Blind Dudes Sign Co.Advantages and Disadvantages of High Def TVOuttakes from John Edward's Nightline InterviewThe dork knightDepartment: Don't wayne on my paradeWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 12MAD's updated Glossary to the War on terrorDepartment: Lexicon-JobArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond DevlinPage: 18A MAD Look at Fortune TellersDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 20Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #19HopelessDepartment: A MAD Political PosterPage: 24MAD Deconstructs TV TalkshowsDepartment: The Chat'n the statWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Peter KuperPage: 26A Look Back at the Historical Carrer of John McCainDepartment: Antique SlideshowArtist: Scott BricherPage: 30Monroe and... Domestic TerrorDepartment: Angster's ParadiseWriter: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler Colorist: Carl PetersonPage: 33The Strip ClubMan on the streetArtist, Writer: Ryan PagelowPage: 37It only hurts when I laughArtist, Writer: Christopher BaldwinPage: 37How to dump an Invisible Man!Artist, Writer: Glen LeLievrePage: 38The machine that travels through timeArtist, Author, Writer: Joey Alison SayersPage: 38The Family Follies!Artist, Writer: Rob HarrellPage: 39Me, myself and my puppetArtist, Writer: John KovaleskiPage: 39The roommates: John, Joe and JerryArtist, Writer: Todd ClarkPage: 39Just below the surfaceArtist, Writer: Douglas PaszkiewiczPage: 40No Vetting Sarah PalinDepartment: A MAD Political PosterPage: 41When Monkeys go badDepartment: The apes of wrathArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 42Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 44When High School Elections are run like Presidential ElectionsDepartment: Electoral College PrepWriter: Nathaniel Stein Artist: Jose GaribaldiPage: 46Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Who's made a fortune collecting and packaging garbage?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee