MAD Magazine #437 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: November 5th, 2021 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: January 1st, 2004Cover: 20 Dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003Sale price: $3.50Pages: 60Format: Magazine The second cover variant issue with the faces is much rarer! BTW, it's by far one of the worst covers in MAD history. Editorial Editor: Nick MeglinCover Artist: Bill WrayCover Artist: Mark FredricksonPhotographer: AP/Wide World Photos Additional Images Cover Variations Finland Featured characters Rush Limbaugh (Public Character)Madonna (Musician)Nicole Kidman (Actor) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Blue ShieldDepartment: A Chiklis WonderArtist: Angelo Torres Writer: Charlie Kadau Tonal Rendering: WildstormPage: 8When Department Store Santas go badDepartment: Claus and DefectArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 14MAD's epic outtakes from The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the KingDepartment: Look who's TolkienWriter: Greg LeitmanPage: 18The MAD 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of...1. The California Recall: Media Circus of the StarsWriter: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Artist: Steven ChorneyPage: 222. Britney and Madonna Shamelessly Swap SpitArtist: Tom BunkPage: 233. The Fall of GeraldoPhotographer: AP/Wide World Photos Artist: Michael ElinsPage: 244. D'oh! Jessica replaces Homer as TV's dumbest SimpsonPhotographer: Irving Schild Writer: Frank SantopadrePage: 265. Sammy Sosa's Grand ShamWriter: Frank Santopadre Photographer: AP/Wide World PhotosPage: 286. George W. Bush Full Metal JacketWriter: Russ Cooper Photographer: Irving SchildPage: 297. Thinking inside the Box - Man ships himself cross-countryWriter: Charlie Kadau Artist: Timothy ShameyPage: 328. Unfair and Imbalanced - Fox News sues Al FrankenArtist: Russ Cooper Artist: Michael KoelschPage: 339. Jayson Butchers The New York Times: All the lies he saw fit to printArtist: Drew FriedmanPage: 3410. Get a Download of this: The Music Industry sues file sharersArtist: Hermann Mejia Writer: David ShaynePage: 3611. Rush Limbaugh fumbles on ESPNArtist: Tom Nick Cocotos Writer: Johnny StynePage: 3812. Kobe gifts his wife: The fraud of the ringPhotographer: Irving Schild Photographer: Getty Images Writer: Don VaughanPage: 4013. And the winner is... Michael Moore's Oscar SpeechPhotographer: Irving Schild Photographer: AP/Wide World PhotosPage: 4114. Dixie Chicks Backlash: Even Cowgirls get the BoosArtist: Rick Tulka Writer: Darren Johnson Writer: Greg LeitmanPage: 4215. Alabama Judge plays MosesArtist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Stan SinbergPage: 4416. Hillary's Story: First Lady and the trampWriter: Arie KaplanPage: 4517. Demi and Ashton: Dude, wehre's my P.R.?Artist: James WarholaPage: 4618. Straight and Narrow-Minded: The Anti.Gay CrusadeArtist: Mark StutzmanPage: 4819. What despicable duo died in a horrific bomb this year? (MAD Fold-In)Artist, Writer: Al JaffeePage: 4920. Homeland Security: The duct starts hereWriter: Russ Cooper Artist: Scott BricherPage: 50My car went from this...to this!Department: A MAD Ad-ParodyWriter: Dick DeBartoloPage: 51Monroe and... The PresidencyDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 52A MAD Look at the HolidaysDepartment: Serge-In generalArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 56MAD counts down Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin'EveDepartment: Zing out the oldArtist: Drew Friedman Writer: Butch D'AmbrosioPage: 60