MAD Magazine #436 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: December 1st, 2003Cover: We destroy the MatrixSale price: $3.50Pages: 62Format: Magazine Editorial Editor: John FicarraEditor: Nick MeglinCover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Cover Variations FinlandIndiaSouth AfricaAustralia Featured characters Keanu Reeves (Actor)Jimmy Fallon (TV Show Host) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2Is our World all that different from the Matrix?Department: Parallel BarbsArtist: Tom Richmond Writer: Greg LeitmanPage: 8MAD Readers fondly remember their favorite dysfunctional family Thanksgiving MomentsDepartment: A Serving of dark MeetArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 122-Letter Video Labels MTV should useDepartment: Description for disasterWriter: Desmond DevlinPage: 16More pleasant little thoughts that might help you sleep better at nightDepartment: Notion SicknessArtist: Ray Alma Writer: David ShaynePage: 20Monroe and... The MatrixDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 22A series of Uneventful Misfortunes by Lemony SnicketDepartment: Crossing the snicket lineWriter: Dave Croatto Artist: Gary HallgrenPage: 27Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 36Sure signs that your school is underfundedDepartment: Dread of the ClassWriter: Joe Raiola Artist: Hermann MejiaPage: 38Absolute Latest, up-to-the-minute Pick-Up LinesDepartment: Canned OpenersArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike SniderPage: 42The On-Screen/Off-Screen Videogame sound effects comparison guideDepartment: Noise will be NoiseWriter: Russ Cooper Artist: Scott Bricher Artist: Kevin PopePage: 44A MAD Look at BarsDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 49An urgent warning for all internet users from AOLDepartment: A MAD public disservice announcementWriter: Dick DeBartoloPage: 52MAD's unreal outtakes from Matrix RevolutionsDepartment: Keanu hear me now?Writer: Greg LeitmanPage: 54Norigami - The ancient Japanese Art of Paper UnfoldingDepartment: Sheet happensWriter: Danno SullivanPage: 57If 24 really depicted what life would be like for America's first Black PresidentDepartment: Snide and PrejudiceArtist: Timothy Shamey Writer: Mike MikulaPage: 58Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What has turned out to be this year's biggest work of fiction?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee