MAD Magazine #414 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: October 27th, 2021 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: February 1st, 2002Cover: As president, I urge all Americans to go about their normal lives....Sale price: $2.99Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Artist: Richard Williams Additional Images Cover Variations FinlandIndia Featured characters Billy Crystal (Actor)John Goodman (Actor) Table of ContentsX-Box AdvertisementContents PagePage: 1LettersPage: 2Legend of the Rangers - Babylon 5 AdvertisementPage: 3LifeSavers Kickerz Hard Candy AdvertisementPage: 5America's Most Wanton!Department: Don't do the Crime if you can do the Prime TimeWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 6Some Less-Than-Subtle Indications That Your Fairy Tale Romance Isn't Going to Have a Happy EndingDepartment: Getting a Break-Up CallArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 12Even Yet Still Further More Badly-Needed Warning Labels For Today's Hottest CDsDepartment: Disc-ClaimersWriter: Desmond DevlinPage: 14A Toll of Two CitiesDepartment: Tales from the Duck SideArtist, Writer: Don EdwingPage: 17When Other Teen Idols Jump on the Young Adult Novel BandwagonDepartment: Youth is Tranger than FictionArtist: Ray Alma Artist: Hermann Mejia Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Arie KaplanPage: 18Monroe &... the Youth Job ExpoDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 22Advertisement for Mad magazine merchandisePage: 25Harry Potter: Missing Dialogue They Won't Even Include on the Special Nine-Hour Collector's Edition Commemorative DVDDepartment: Broom with a ViewWriter: Greg LeitmanPage: 26Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 28For Whom the Booth TollsDepartment: Tales from the Duck SideArtist, Writer: Don EdwingPage: 30The Lighter Side of...Department: Berg's Eye ViewArtist, Writer: Dave Berg Colorist: WildstormPage: 31Stance Magazine AdvertisementPage: 352001: The Year in FilmDepartment: Title WaveWriter: Desmond Devlin Colorist: AP/Wide World PhotosPage: 36Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Michael JordanDepartment: Grieving Las VegasArtist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike SniderPage: 38A Mad Look at Monsters, Inc.Department: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 39New Sales Pitches For Old TechnologyDepartment: Pros and Con JobArtist: Timothy Shamey Writer: David AllikasPage: 42Only in Hollywood...Department: The Land of Make Me HeaveWriter: Bob Staake Artist: John BiedermanPage: 44Eh!Department: SchmuckyvilleArtist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh GordonPage: 46What Goes Down Must Come UpDepartment: Boy Meets HurlArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael GallagherPage: 51Virtua Fighter 4 for Play Station 2 AdvertisementPage: 52Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: Fold-In - What widely-read fiction has become a national obsession?Artist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: "got milk?" Advertisement with Alfred E. Neuman