MAD Magazine #383

Cover: Phantom Menace

Artist, Colorist: Roberto Parada

Coming Next Month!

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Artist: Sergio Aragonés Artist: Don Edwing Artist: Peter Kuper Artist: James Warhola Artist: Bill Wray Artist: Hermann Mejia Artist: John Caldwell

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Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Satirize This

Department: Are You Talkin' to Me - at $100 an Hour?

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon

The Mad Book of Suicide Etiquette

Department: Rules to Not Live By

Writer: Drew Friedman Artist: Mike Snider

Monroe and... the Funeral

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Countdown to... The Phantom Menace

Department: Come to the Dork Side

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Amanda Conner

The Jesse Venturification of U.S. Politics

Department: 1600 Wrestlemania Avenue

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Ray Alma

An Import Message from the Law Firm of Low, Rottten, Scumbag & Snake

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Irving Schild

Mad's Star Wars Trivial Pursuit

Department: Jedi.Q

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: John Prete

A Mad Look at Plastic Surgery

Department: Serge-in General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Putz Adams

Department: The Doctor is In-Sane

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Stan Hart

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Flirty Dancing

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Mad Guide to Cleaning Up Your #*!%&*@# Vocabulary

Department: Without a Swear in the World

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Spy Vs. Spy

Department: Joe and Dagger ; Spy Vs. Spy

Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Michael Gallagher

The Phantom Menace - Scenes You Never Saw

Department: The Stills Are Alive

Artist: David P. Levin

The Omahog Steaks Meats by Mail Catalogue

Department: The Loin King

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne

Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds: George Lucas

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Eagerly Anticipated Event is Finally Upon Us?

Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: The Morning Feeding

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Gallagher