MAD Magazine #362

Cover: If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Virtual Pet!

Artist: Angelo Torres Artist, Colorist: Mark Fredrickson

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Artist: Frank Kelly Freas

Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #52

Contents Page

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Mad Goes on the Set of the Next "Jerky Chan" Movie

Department: The Little Ninja That Could

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Timothy Shamey

What to Expect When Your Grandparents are Expecting

Department: Rubbing Salt in the Womb

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Chelsea E-Mails

Department: www.whitehouse.com-edy

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Death

Department: The Schmucks Stop Here

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope

Cheap Foreign Ripoffs of American Cartoons

Department: Pillage Idiot's

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Sean Eisenporth

The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XX "The Cabin of Doom!"

Department: Canuckleheads

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Truly Grueling Moder Day Labors of Hercules We'd Like to See

Department: Entertainment Greekly

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Stan Hart

The Mad People Watcher's Guide to a Typical U.S. Corporation

Department: One Downsize Fits All

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look at Cross-Dressing

Department: Serge-in-General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXIV "The Precipice of Peril!"

Department: Canuckleheads

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Spy vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: William Janocha

Mad Presents Restaurant Reviews for the Finicky Fly

Department: When Feast Meets Pest

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Lori Kolman

The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXVII "Stumping Evil!"

Department: Canuckleheads

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Downside of Various Dream Jobs

Department: A Kick in the Career End

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider

Monroe &... a Sunday Afternoon with Dad

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

When Other TV Shows Finally Coome Out of the Closet

Department: Gaywatch

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Drew Friedman

Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Thomas Fluharty

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What's the Hottest Sound in Rap Today?

Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: The Totally Amazing Ab Terrorizer!!!

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist, Colorist: Irving Schild