MAD Magazine #322

Cover: "Alfred E. Neuman Lookalike Contest!"

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special January 1994 (Collector's Series #6) / Mad Super Special March 1994

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Spy vs. Spy - The Updated Files #8 Paperback

Batsman The Anemic Series

Department: The Dork Knight

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Sam Viviano

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #23

The Puny Pugilist's Performance

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Here's Mad's Reasons NOT To Visit Disney World This Year!

Department: A Poke In The Eisner

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Charlie Kadau

The Frustrated Environmentalist

Department: To Every Problem There Is a Pollution

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Cynthia Baddour

Spy Vs. Spy: The Tourist

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Translating "Studspeak"

Department: Fake a Talk On The Wild Side

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Matthew A. Cohen

Which Is More Satisfying

Department: Along The Decide Lines

Artist: Gerry Gersten Writer: Mark Hudis

Regional Celebrations You Rarely Hear About

Department: It Was The Festive Times...

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

The Belching Dragon

Department: A Wok On The Wild Side

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

A Mad Look At UFOs

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Salutes Some Legendary Moms and Dads

Department: Stupid Obstet-Tricks

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Don Edwing

The Tumultuous Trebek Tribunal

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

A Decent Proposal

Department: Take My Wife, Sleaze!

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

Personality Traits and Genetics Or: Why You Are The Way You Are

Department: Why XY Chromosomes

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: P.J. Madden

Olympic Events For The Dead

Department: The Wide World Of Corpse

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

To Be Or Not To Be (A Queen's Soliloquy)

Department: Frank On a Roll

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs

Who Will Be The Unlucky Winner In Mad's Alfred E. Neuman Lookalike Contest?

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Where There Is Pestilence, Hunger and Human Suffering Even The U.N. Can't Stop

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Rejected Cracker Jack Prizes

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Dave Wielgus