MAD Magazine #314

Cover: Alfred as Batman's Barber

Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

Real ad Mad Super Special January 1993 (Collector's Series #4) / Mad Super Special March 1993 (Games, Puzzles and Other Wastes Of Time)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Sergio Aragones' Next Mad Book Paperback

Buttman Returns

Department: Bruce Wayne's World

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

The Pump Idea In Other Products

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

High Tech Excuses For The 90's

Department: An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Drama On Page 16

Department: Tales From The Script

Artist: John Caldwell Writer: Terry Copeland

Why The 21st Century May Be Even Worse Than This One!

Department: Doom With a View

Writer: Tom Koch Artist: Rick Tulka

Small But Significant Inventions Of The Past

Department: Behind The Create Ball

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

New Twists On Old Jokes

Department: Quip-Change Artists

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Dennis Snee

Lost Playground Of Kids Your Parents Always Told You About But You've Never Seen Yourself!

Department: Myth-Conceptions

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Barry Liebmann

A Spotter's Guide To Trendy Groups Of The '90s

Department: Massing Persons

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

Spy Vs. Spy (Slingshot and Violin)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

JFK Conspiracy Theories Oliver Stone Left On The Cutting Room Floor

Department: Omissions Accomplished

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

MAD presents Selected Scenes From The Transylvania Mall

Department: Little Shops Of Horrors

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Don Edwing

Basically It Stinks

Department: Romancing Ms. Stone

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Arnie Kogen

A Mad Look At The Olympics

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Drama On Page 48

Department: Shrink Rap

Artist: John Caldwell Writer: Terry Copeland

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Assumed Protector Of Our Individual Rights Who Has Been a Stunning Disappointment

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad ad America's Favorite Dictators!

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Dan Birtcher