MAD Magazine #309

Cover: Beverly Hillbillies 90210

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Thomas Hachtman

Real ad Mad Super Special July 1992 (Collector's Series #3)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Beverly Hills 911

Department: Lifestyles Of The Rich and Heinous

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Dennis Snee

Drama on Page 9

Department: Passing The Buccaneer

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

MAD's Christmas Carols For Modern Times

Department: Oy To The World

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch

If Other Historical Eras Had Been As "Lawsuit Happy" As Ours Is Today

Department: Backed-Up Suers

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider

Other "Diseases" of The Machine World

Department: Having a Service Breakdown

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Mike Snider

Spy Vs. Spy (Yo-Yo)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

The MAD Stages Of...

Department: Phasing Reality

Artist, Writer: Rick Tulka

Drama On Page 20

Department: A Kick In The Gas

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

MAD's Minute-By-Minute Breakdown Of Popular TV Shows

Department: Prime Timing

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Sam Viviano

The Rhyme Of The Ailing President

Department: Frank On A Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten

Using Sports Equipment In Everyday Life

Department: Just Dual-ing Around

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #21

A Underachiever Is...

Department: Art For Bart's Sake

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Mike Snider

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

A Mad Look At Tools

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

MAD's Practice S.A.T. Questions

Department: Get The Flunk Out Of Here

Writer: Frank Jacobs

Duck Edwing Hangs Out At The Mall

Department: Shop Therapy

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Quandry Heap

Department: Going Bakula In Time

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

New Cabinet-Level Departments We'd Like To See

Department: Seals Of Disapproval

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Dan Birtcher

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Yo-Yo Like Activity That Has Its Ups and Downs

Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Writer: William T. Raschendorfer