MAD Magazine #308

Cover: Alfred E. Neuman Videotaping the Terminator

Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement 'Mad Tales From the School of Hard Yocks' Paperback

Interminable Too Misjudgment Day

Department: Cyborg's-Eye View

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

MAD Salutes Unsung Heroes of The Bug Wars

Department: Insect Asides

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

MAD's Political "Remember When..."

Department: Voter Recall

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Sam Viviano

The Maniacal Matterhorn Mishap

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

When Roadside Signs Overlap

Department: Making a Message Of Things

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Henry Clark

Spy Vs. Spy (White Spy Shadow)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Still More Runners-Up To "The Three Biggest Lies In America"

Department: Truth Decay

Artist: Harry North Writer: John Prete

MAD's "Para-Persons"

Department: So Near, Yet So Farce

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Dennis Snee

Radio Stations We Never Get To Hear

Department: The Call Letters Of The Wild

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Dan Birtcher

All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself White House Press Conference

Department: One Big Question Mock

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Catastrophic Captives Condemnation

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

MAD's Twin Peeks

Department: Split Personali-Tease

Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman

A Mad Look At Farm Life

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Consumer Fantasy Vs. Product Reality

Department: Disappoint Of Purchase

Artist: Robert G. "Bob" Jones Writer: Mike Snider

Games For People Too Old To Play But Who Still Want To Compete

Department: Jock Of Ages

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: William T. Raschendorfer

The Perplexing Penitentiary Ploy

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Snorin' Exposure

Department: Of Moose and Mensch

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

Pinocchio Has a Bad Week!

Department: Whittled Shocks Of Horrors

Artist: John Pound Writer: Dan Birtcher

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Garishly Loud Fashion Statements That Have Become a Must For Trendy People

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad ad "I'm The NRA."

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild Artist: Peter Sun