MAD Magazine #308 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Jack Davis
Cover Variations
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Interminable Too Misjudgment Day
Department: Cyborg's-Eye View
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker
When Roadside Signs Overlap
Department: Making a Message Of Things
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Henry Clark
Still More Runners-Up To "The Three Biggest Lies In America"
Department: Truth Decay
Artist: Harry North Writer: John Prete
Radio Stations We Never Get To Hear
Department: The Call Letters Of The Wild
Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Dan Birtcher
All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself White House Press Conference
Department: One Big Question Mock
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten
The Catastrophic Captives Condemnation
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
Consumer Fantasy Vs. Product Reality
Department: Disappoint Of Purchase
Artist: Bob Jones Writer: Mike Snider
Games For People Too Old To Play But Who Still Want To Compete
Department: Jock Of Ages
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: William T. Raschendorfer
The Perplexing Penitentiary Ploy
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
Pinocchio Has a Bad Week!
Department: Whittled Shocks Of Horrors
Artist: John Pound Writer: Dan Birtcher
Back Cover Inside: The Garishly Loud Fashion Statements That Have Become a Must For Trendy People
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Mad ad "I'm The NRA."
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild Artist: Peter Sun
