MAD Magazine #305

Cover: "Support America's Brave Men and Women - Buy This Issue!"

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special January 1992 (TV 3)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement 'Swing Along With Mad' Paperback

Dunces With Wolves

Department: Tribe and Tribulations

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable Part 1

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #24

"Other" Commissioners

Department: Heads Of Grate

Writer: Dennis Snee Artist: John Pound

America's Traditional Songs as They Sound to Five-Year Olds

Department: Maim That Tune

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch

MAD's Instant Movie Reviews

Department: It's The Reel Thing

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Gerry Gersten

Father Jowly Miseries

Department: A Pew To A Kill

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable Part II

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #24

The MAD Guide To Sports Phrases On and Off The Playing Field

Department: Jargon In Place

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike Snider

Spy Vs. Spy (Huge Tennis Racquet in White Spy's Castle)

Department: Joke and Dagger Part 1

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Spy Vs. Spy (Wheeled Cliff)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Why We Get The Holiday Blahs

Department: A Manic For All Seasons

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Barry Liebmann

How and Where Sneaky Smokers Can Hide Their Filthy Habit

Department: Camel-Flauge

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Simpson Rip-Offs We'll Undoubtedly Be Seeing

Department: Toon-Age Mutants

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Sam Viviano

Any Doofus / Bozo / Idiot / Schmuck / Moron / Schmendrick / Pinhead / Fool / Cretin / Boob / Ignoramus / Jerk

Department: Sleazing The Opportunity

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

The Violence Of The Hams

Department: Ewe Slaughter Be In Pictures

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Sam Viviano

The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable Part III

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #24

The MAD Summer Camp Guide

Department: Outdoor Wreck-Reation

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Failure Of American Society That Is Weighing Heavily On Many Of Today's Teens

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Stupid Teen Magazine

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: R. Glazer