MAD Magazine #415

Contents Page

Page: 1

"If you lend someone your ear, don't expect to be repaid with interest!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quote

Page: 1

Letters

Page: 4

Smellville

Department: Tales from the Clark Side

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Page: 6

Mad's Ecchbay Item of the Month - Melissa Etheridge's Turkey Baster

Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Scott Maiko

Page: 11

Rejected Harry Potter Merchandise

Department: The Hogwarts Distress

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Dave Croatto

Page: 12

A Mad Look at Street Vendors

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 14

Still More Instant Movie Reviews

Department: The Truth Is In There

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Amanda Conner

Page: 20

Monroe &... The Congressman

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 22

Unintended and Unfortunate Consequences of "IT"

Department: Ginger Ails

Artist: Don Edwing Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 28

Ways NASA Can Appeal to the 18-34 Male Demographic

Department: Position Control

Artist: Ray Alma Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 30

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg Colorist: Digital Chameleon

Page: 33

Key Points of My, George W. Bush's, Environmental Plan

Department: Oils Fair In Love and War

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin

Page: 37

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 40

When Teachers Go Bad

Department: Head of the Crass

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 42

Behind Empty Lines

Department: Plane Stupid

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 45

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Madonna

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 49

New Children's Titles to Cash in on the Taliban-Related Book Craze

Department: Shelf Abuse

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Gary Hallgren

Page: 50

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Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What civil liberty will Americans never give up, even during international conflicts?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee