MAD Magazine #487

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Sam Sisco Author: Adam Rust Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Sarah Dyer Author: Greg Leitman Author: Ryan Pagelow

  Page: 6

• Fundalini Photo Exclusive - The George Mitchell Steroid Press Conference

• Paint Like the Masters - Leonardo Da Vinci (Fifth in a Series)

• Bitterman - boyfriend on Bluetooth

• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Mike Huckabee

• Rejected Catchphrases from Rambo

• Castro Comments: stung by no Celebrity Apprentice offers

• Lesser-Known Strikes in the Entertainment Industry...

• Shocking Revelations George Mitchell Left Out of His Report on Steroids in Baseball

• The Fast 5 - Fun-Sounding Interrogating Methods the CIA is Considering to Replace Waterboarding

• Monkeys Are Always Funny - Hillary and Bill Clinton campaign in Iowa

• The Ryan's Den - "I need to blame my fart on someone."

Zeroes (Heroes Parody)

Department: The Yecch-Men

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 10

The Darker Side of The Lighter Side

Department: Berg's-Eye Askew

Advertising Enquiries, Artist: Dave Berg

Page: 16

Monroe and... High School Musical

Department: Angster's Paradise

Colorist: Ryan Flanders Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler

Page: 19

If Classic Old Movie Scenes were filmed today

Department: Go ahead, remake my day

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 26

Planet Tad!!!!!

Department: In Blog we trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 28

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 30

Why George W. Bush is in favor of Global Warming

Department: An inconvenient doof

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Joel Pett Artist: Mike Peters Artist: Jack Higgins Artist: Dick Locher Artist: Matt Davies Artist: Clay Bennet Artist: Michael Ramirez Artist: Ben Sargent Artist: Steve Breen Artist: Jim Morin

Page: 31

Extremist Makeover Politician Edition

Department: About a quote low

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 34

MAD's Bat-tastic The Dark Knight Outtakes

Department: Wayne, Wayne go away

Page: 36

A MAD look at Halo

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 38

American Gagster (American gangster Parody)

Department: Leader of the Smack

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 42

What the heck is the Difference

Department: Observation Dreck

Page: 48

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What major star has recently admitted receiving illegal career-damaging human growth injections?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee