MAD Magazine #365 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: May 10th, 2020 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: January 1st, 1998Cover: Happy Holidays to all our readersSale price: $2.50Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Artist: Joe DeVitoBorder Artist: Rick Tulka Additional Images Cover Variations GermanyGreece Featured characters Roger Moore (Actor)Shaquille O'Neal (Athlete)Timothy Dalton (Actor)Sean Connery (Actor)George Lazenby (Actor)Pierce Brosnan (Actor) Table of ContentsGot MAD?Department: Advertisement for SubscriptionsArtist: Richard WilliamsOriginally printed in: US MAD Magazine #343Contents Page"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. There are also very few archery contests!"Department: Alfred E. Neuman QuotesLettersDepartment: Letters and TomatoesAdvertisement for Super Special January 1998 #126 - Readers' ChoiceChristmas Carols for Dysfunctional FamiliesDepartment: Bashing through the SnowArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: Frank JacobsSure Signs Your Job Interview Isn't Going WellDepartment: Hire EducationArtist: Al Jaffee Writer: Don JacobsJames Bond Villains' Pet PeevesWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew FriedmanReprinted in: US MAD Magazine #18Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to SportsmanshipDepartment: The Schmucks stop hereWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin PopeFearless Predictions for 1998Department: Future SchlockArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond DevlinG.I. ShameDepartment: Babes in BoylandArtist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh GordonIf Truth in Packaging Laws Applied to Computer SoftwareDepartment: A Download of BullArtist: Charles Akins Writer: Mike SniderSpy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerWriter: Don Edwing Artist: Peter KuperOffice Christmas Party Mistletoe AgreementDepartment: Claus and EffectWriter: Barry Liebmann Artist: Marshall VandruffMonroe &... GrampsyDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriThe Lighter Side of...Department: Berg's-Eye ViewArtist, Writer: Dave BergThe World According to CarpDepartment: Tales from the Duck SideArtist, Writer: Don EdwingThe Dallas Cowboys Off-the-Field PlaybookDepartment: X's and Oh-Oh'sWriter: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Artist: Gerry GerstenAmericans Are Smarter Than EverDepartment: A Punch in the KnowsWriter: Dennis Snee Artist: Rick GearyBadly Needed CD Warning Labels - The Hip-Hop EditionDepartment: Disc-ClaimersWriter: Desmond DevlinSiskel & Ebert Trash Home MoviesDepartment: Thumb Like it NotArtist: Mort Drucker Writer: Andrew J. SchwartzbergA Mad Look at SoccerDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésMad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Martha StewartDepartment: Grieving Las VegasWriter: Mike Snider Artist: Thomas FluhartyDrawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: What hot Hollywood trend has many Americans gasping?Artist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: Nic-O-Stop Stop Smoking AidWriter: Dick DeBartolo Photographer: Irving Schild