MAD Magazine #318

Cover: Alfred the Troll

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for The Spring Training Mad Paperback

Home A-Groan 2 Loot In New York

Department: Kid 'N' Foul Play

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

The Whimsical Warpath Wingding

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

"Cops 'N' Robbers" Type Games Played By Today's Modern Kids

Department: Opposites Attacked

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Russ Cooper

The MAD Treasury Of Truly Unexplained Phenomena

Department: Bang The Conundrum Slowly

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Al Jaffee

Spy Vs. Spy (Whorl On Door)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

MAD's 'Snowglobes' Shaken From Today's Headlines

Department: Dome Improvement

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Goodwin

Superman R.I.P.

Department: Frank On a Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Angelo Torres

What Would Really Happen If Extraterrestrials Came To Earth Today

Department: Alien Notion

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike Snider

Magazine Oragami We'd Like To See

Department: Zinging Them Into The Fold

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Hugh McMahon

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Conniving Carnival Caper

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Forgettable Firsts

Department: Rookie Monsters

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

"Blah-Sum"

Department: Toasted Bialik

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Dennis Snee

The Acrobatic Apeman's Acclimation

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

A Mad Look At Autographs

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

The National Pick-Your-Own Relatives Clearing House Catalogue

Department: Clan Digging

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: Dan Birtcher

The One Fantasy So Outrageous, Madonna Dared Not Put It In Her Book

Department: American Sex-Press

Writer: Thomas Hachtman Artist: Jaques Hutzler

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Hideous Creature That Is Spreading a Reign Of Death Over Our Youth

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's "First Day Of School"

Artist: Richard Williams