MAD Magazine #310

Cover: Alfred Tattooed

Cover Artist: Thomas Hachtman

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Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement 'Mad Capades' Paperback

MAD Raps Up The Bible

Department: Frank On a Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers That Mankind Is Rapidly Approaching Part III

Department: Coming Detractions

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

MAD's Video Reviews

Department: Hart Burn

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Stan Hart

The Loopy Lavatory Lunacy

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Three

Department: For Letter Or Worse

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg

Love Corruption

Department: Pulling The Woolery Over Your Eyes

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

A MAD Commentary: Tattoos

Department: Taking It On The Skin

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Al Jaffee

If It Weren't For Entertainment Tonight

Department: The Hype Of Absurdity

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider

If Blondie Entered The Real Workplace

Department: No Longer a Young Chic

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

The Audacious Airport Accommodation

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Why You Should...

Department: Fools and Regulations

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Spy Vs. Spy (Gas Can & Hose)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

When More Celebrities Introduce Their Own Brands of Perfume

Department: Dullards and Scents

Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Tom Koch

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

50/50 Reports On Sleaze Biographers

Department: Writing a Wrong

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

The Peculiar Polar Permutation

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

A Mad Look At Recycling

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

MAD Product Registration Form

Department: Spoof Of Purchase

Writer: Charlie Kadau

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Who The Victim Really Was In a Highly Publicized Sexual Harassment Case

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: A Best-Seller We'd Like To See

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés