MAD Magazine #303

Cover: Macaulay Culkin's Reaction on Seeing Alfred E. Neuman

Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

Real ad Mad Super Special Winter 1991 (Movies III)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Stale Prince of Belch Air

Department: Home Sweet Homeboy

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Monstrous Molar Mayhem

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Give It Up!

Department: Assuming The Futile Position

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: John Prete

Mad's By-The-Numbers Guide To Predicting TV Tabloid and "Info-Tainment" Stories

Department: Sums Down

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider

Rock 'N' Rap Sampler

Department: Alphabet Group

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Bob Clarke

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Splattered Speedster Spectacle

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Why Cats Have 9 Lives and You Only Have One!

Department: Me-Ouch!

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

The Ballad Of Rocky Balboa

Department: Frank On a Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten

The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers That Mankind Is Rapidly Approaching, Part II

Department: Soaring To New Frights

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider

Major Dud

Department: Basic Straining

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Who Says Being Stranded Can't Be Fun?

Department: Well, Isle Be Damned!

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Spy Vs. Spy (White Spy Statue)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

A Mad Guide To How Simple Things Work, Part II

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

The Revered Revolutionary Ruse

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Aptitude Test Number Seven (Flight Attendant)

Department: B-S.A.T.

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

Home A-Groan

Department: American Youth Hostile

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Stan Hart

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Who Has Carried The Phrase "Read My Lips" Much Too Far

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: "We're Changing Our Colors!"

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Charlie Kadau