MAD Magazine #296

Cover: Alfred The Umpire

Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

The Gore Of The Roses

Department: May Divorce Be With You

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

A Mad Look At Hair

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Making Baseball Card Collections Complete

Department: From Topps To Bottom

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: John Pound

All You Need To Know You Learned In Nursery School

Department: Kiddie Cum Laude

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch

Don Edwing On The Loose At The Zoo

Department: When Beast Meets Jest

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Spy Vs. Spy (White Spy Toll Booth Bridge Ramp Extender)

Department: Joke and Dagger Part 1

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Important Things We'd Never Learn Without TV

Department: Taught In The Act

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Tom Koch

More Quick Recoveries For Embarrassing Situations

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

The Mad New Kids On The Block True Or False Personality Quiz

Department: Boys Will Be Bores

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Rick Tulka

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Leisure Time Courses Adults Really Need

Department: Lessoning The Load

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch

Spy Vs. Spy (Black Spy Tool Booth Bridge Ramp Extender)

Department: Joke and Dagger Part 2

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

MAD's Video Reviews

Department: Hart Burn

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Stan Hart

2 Hour School Of Dentistry

Department: Tooth In Advertising

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

Find The...

Department: Seek Sickness

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Greeting Cards For People We Don't Even Know

Department: Strangers In The Write

Artist: Harry North Writer: Tom Koch

ROACH!

Department: Big Ham On Campus

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: For Whose Work Is a Bidding War Creating Higher and Higher Prices?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad's All-Star Flopps - All New 2nd Series!

Artist: Richard Williams