MAD Magazine #405

Vey To Go - That? That's my other eye.

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Contents Page

Page: 1

Letter with picture of George W. Bush holding a copy of MAD #389

Page: 4

Traff-eccch!

Department: Michael Drugless

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 6

A Mad Look at Survivor II

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 12

Advertisement for Spy vs. Spy Soft Toys

Page: 17

Has Your Food Been Genetically Altered?

Department: I Can't Believe I Mutate The Whole Thing

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Page: 18

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: George W. Bush

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 21

A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a College Admissions Office

Department: Apply Swatter

Artist: Amanda Conner Writer: Amy Gillett

Page: 22

Instant Music Reviews

Department: Chords and Defects

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Rick Tulka

Page: 24

The Legend of Beggar Vance

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 26

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 28

Oh Rubber, Where Art Thou?

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 30

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Page: 31

Subscribe to Shrill's Content - The Monthly Media Magazine That Exposes How Untrustworthy the Media Is

Writer: Jeff Kruse Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos

Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to School Spirit

Department: The Schmucks Stop Here

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope

Page: 36

Monroe &... The Tree House

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 38

You Can Fuhgeddabout Becoming a Made Man in the Soprano Mob If...

Department: A Word to the Wise Guys

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 42

Mad Closing Credits for a Typical Movie Theatre Audience

Department: Patron Taints

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Russ Cooper

Page: 44

Advertisement for Mad "shoddy merchandise"

Artist: Norman Mingo

Page: 46

C.S.OY

Department: DNA-Holes

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Page: 47

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In -- What Texan is under severe national pressure to prove his worth?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Altoids Advertisement with Spy vs Spy