MAD Magazine #329

Cover: "In This Issue We Expose NYPD Blue"

Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

Real ad Mad Super Special Early Fall 1994 (Movie Classics)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

What Government Initials Really Stand For

Writer: Michael Goodwin

Everything You Need To Know About Caning

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

NYPD Boobs

Department: The Bod Squad

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

The "5W" Questions We'd Like To Ask Of Local TV News

Department: Investigative Retorts

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

A Mad Look At Smoking

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Dick Tracy, Bachelor

Department: Take My Wife, Police!

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

No Joke-Jokes

Department: Counterfeits Of Laughter

Artist: Marshall Vandruff Writer: Fred Stoller

Satan's Secret Pacts... Revealed!

Department: Winners and Lucifer's

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Mark Hudis

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #22

The Inane Invisible Intercourse

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Anatomy Of The Screaming Man

Department: Shoutrage

Artist, Writer: Robert Therrien

Spy Vs. Spy (Secret Project)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Condom Etiquette

Department: The Trojan Course

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

The Idiotic Invisible Interplay

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Flakier

Department: Shrink Rapped

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Modern Updated Tales From The Crypt

Department: E.C. Does It

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Greg Theakston

The Infamous Invisible Incident

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Has Been Michael Jackson's Most Prized Acquisition

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's "Hopscotch"

Artist: Richard Williams