MAD Magazine #328

Cover: Alfred's 3 Dates On "Love Connection"

Artist: Mort Drucker Idea: Mike Snider

Real ad Mad Super Special Mid-Summer 1994 (Gross-Outs 2)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself?

Law & Disorder

Department: Sending Up Trial Buffoons

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions Special Killers & Victims Episodes

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

New Time-Life Books We Never Want To See

Department: Turning Down The Volumes

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Chris Hart

A Mad Look At Natural Disasters

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

The Loopy Lavatory Logjam

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Information Superhighway-Man

Department: Frank On a Roll

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Frank Jacobs

Cinema Vs. Movies

Department: Hollywood Devined

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Sam Viviano

The Rascally Religious Ruse

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Mini-Golf For The '90's (The Back Nine)

Department: Stupid Putt Tricks

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: James Warhola

MAD's International Signs For The World Of Rock

Department: Drumming The Symbols

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Sam Viviano

Ten Concrete Laws Of Home Repair!

Department: Domicidal Maniacs

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Lesser-Known TV Role Models

Department: An Eye For An Idol

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Gerry Gersten

Loren Bobbitt's "Ok, You've Cut It Off! Now What Do You Do With It?"

Department: Dismembers Only

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Babewatch

Department: The Mammaries Linger On

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Arnie Kogen

MAD Classified Ads

Department: Swindler's Listings

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Single Goal That Has Brought Agreement and Unity Among Vastly Different Groups

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Postcards From Inside The Body

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Charlie Kadau