MAD Magazine #312 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
Description
The last issue published prior to the death of William M. Gaines.
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Table of Contents
Cover: George Bush's Barf Bag One
Cover Artist: Richard Williams
Real ad Mad Subscription Pitch
Random Sampling of Reader Mail
Department: Letters and Tomatoes
The MAD Fast Food Employees Hate Book
Department: Serving Counterattack
Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Mike Birtchet
Conflicting Ads That Really Make You Wonder
Department: An Embarrassment Of Richard's
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Clarke
Rules For Games The Way They're Really Played
Department: Wise Guides
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Michael Goodwin
How To Be Politic'lly Correct
Department: Frank On a Roll
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs
The Misguided Menagerie Moneymaker
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
Airbag Safety Devices For Everyday Living
Department: Pillows Of Society
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Matthew T. Smith
The Jerky Jester's Justification
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
"From The Desk Of William M. Gaines"
Department: Politically Incorrect Words
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: What The U.S. Can Export To Instantly Cripple The Japanese Auto Industry
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Scene: "Smogtex Industries"
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Vincent Deporter
