MAD Magazine #312

Cover: George Bush's Barf Bag One

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Buggy

Department: The Warren Commotion

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

The Pernicious Prison Plight

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The MAD Fast Food Employees Hate Book

Department: Serving Counterattack

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Mike Birtchet

Conflicting Ads That Really Make You Wonder

Department: An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Clarke

Rules For Games The Way They're Really Played

Department: Wise Guides

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Michael Goodwin

Prince of Tirades

Department: Shrink Rapped

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Couch Potato Olympics

Department: Ready, Sit, Go!

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

How To Be Politic'lly Correct

Department: Frank On a Roll

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Misguided Menagerie Moneymaker

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Spy Vs. Spy (Grenade In Wine Bottle)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Is Anyone Fooled By...

Department: As The Charade Passes By

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: John Pound

Airbag Safety Devices For Everyday Living

Department: Pillows Of Society

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Matthew T. Smith

The Jerky Jester's Justification

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Hook 'Em

Department: Ever, Ever Bland

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Stan Hart

A Mad Look At Cooking

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

"From The Desk Of William M. Gaines"

Department: Politically Incorrect Words

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What The U.S. Can Export To Instantly Cripple The Japanese Auto Industry

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Scene: "Smogtex Industries"

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Vincent Deporter