MAD Magazine #298

Cover: Tiny Alfreds Scaling a Gremlin

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Cover: The Lambada In Everyday Life

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Real ad Super Special Spring 1991

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Al Jaffee's Mad (Yeech!) Rejects Paperback

Grimlins Ptu! The New Botch

Department: Pest Is Yet To Come

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Drama On Page 9

Department: Corn Loser

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Really Difficult is...

Department: Hard Attack

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs

The Obnoxious Sports Fan's Supply Catalogue

Department: Boor and Order

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Tom Koch

"Hey - Look Behind You!"

Department: Blight Unseen

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Mark d'Amico

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Robocrap 2

Department: Metal Detective

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

Duck Edwing Really Axe Up!

Department: Bewitched, Bothered and Beheaded

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Really Appropriate Brand Name Sound Effects

Department: Decibill Of Goods

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: John Pound

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #23

Spy Vs. Spy (White Spy Jail Bars/Gun)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Teen-Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles!

Department: Cowa-Bunglers!

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Sam Viviano

Drama On Page 37

Department: A Heavy Cough To Bear

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Early Warning Signs Of Stupidity

Department: Bang The Dumb Slowly

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Dan Birtcher

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #17

Endangered Species Of The Music World

Department: The Vanish Inquisition

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Artist: Dave Berg Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Artist: Jack Davis Artist: Mort Drucker Artist: Don Edwing Artist: Al Jaffee Artist: Paul Peter Porges Artist: Antonio Prohias Artist: Angelo Torres Artist: Sam Viviano Artist: John Caldwell Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: John S. Marshall

Villains Awaiting Batman's Return To TV

Department: Fiends Like Old Times

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Rick Tulka

MAD Curses

Department: Hex-Rated

Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Joy Chonoles

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What have we gotten out of George Bush's "Thousand Points of Light" so far?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad ad Absolut Truth

Writer: Al Jaffee Photographer: Irving Schild