MAD Magazine #299

Cover: Alfred E. Neuman "Cutting" Bart Simpson's Hair

Artist: Mort Drucker

Table of Contents

Department: Mad

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Writer: John Ficarra Writer: Nick Meglin

The Simpsons

Department: Name That Toon

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At "The Simpsons" Studio

Department: A Massive Bart Attack

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Charlie Kadau

Using the Simpson Look to Update Stale Appearances

Department: Our Features Presentation

Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Stan Hart

Mad Reviews the 21st Century Ahead of Time

Department: The Shape of Zings to Come

Writer: Tom Koch Artist: Rick Tulka

The Nefarious Noose Nuisance

Department: Tales From the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Words and Phrases That Left the English Language During the 80's

Department: Humor in a Vernacular Vein

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Mad's Sports Business Agent of the Year

Department: Getting Repped Off

Artist, Writer: Angelo Torres

Mad Examines Some Cave Writings of Prehistoric Man

Department: Humor in a Monolithic Vein

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Harry North

The Zippy Zoo Zapper

Department: Tales From the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Mad People Watcher's Guide to an Airport

Department: Plane Nonsense

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider

Totally Original Never-Been-Done Before Movie Plots

Department: Script Tease

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider

The Lighter Side of ...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Raging Rabble's Revenge

Department: Tales From the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

World Communism Close-Out Sale

Department: Attention K. Marx Shoppers

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: John Pound

The 9 Real Reasons Why Your Parents Won't Let You Have a Pet

Department: Claws and Defects

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

What Every American Should Be Required to Learn

Department: A Little Smart Asked

Artist: Bob Jones Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look at Supermarkets

Department: Serge-in General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Totally Recalled

Department: Milking Amnesia

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What musical group has surpassed the achievements of The Beatles?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #13

Back Cover: Air Travel

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee